just about sums it up
There's a reason i don't post much anymore, but i'll let funnyman Alex Blagg sum it up:
"Blogs About Living In NYC - As if Sex and the City, countless books and almost every sitcom just wasn’t enough, now every asshole in Manhattan with an internet connection and a third-grade composition level is regaling us with all their exotic tales of life and love in the big city, like they’re the first fucking people in history to inhabit this island. For the love of god, would you people stop before I’m forced to destroy every single Starbucks wireless connection in this city so you smug fucks can no longer sit there tap-tap-tapping away about your meaningless lives on the over-priced Powerbook you don’t need while sipping cinnamon-nutmeg lattes and looking around to see who’s looking at you? Ladies, no one gives a shit about how hard it is to date here (though here’s a free hint: stop reeking of desperation and maybe he’ll stop exploiting you and then not calling). And guys, the adventures of you and your buddies binge drinking and systematic infection of the entire city with HPV are neither original nor interesting. Stay at home, Netflix Swingers again and shut the fuck up."
"Blogs About Living In NYC - As if Sex and the City, countless books and almost every sitcom just wasn’t enough, now every asshole in Manhattan with an internet connection and a third-grade composition level is regaling us with all their exotic tales of life and love in the big city, like they’re the first fucking people in history to inhabit this island. For the love of god, would you people stop before I’m forced to destroy every single Starbucks wireless connection in this city so you smug fucks can no longer sit there tap-tap-tapping away about your meaningless lives on the over-priced Powerbook you don’t need while sipping cinnamon-nutmeg lattes and looking around to see who’s looking at you? Ladies, no one gives a shit about how hard it is to date here (though here’s a free hint: stop reeking of desperation and maybe he’ll stop exploiting you and then not calling). And guys, the adventures of you and your buddies binge drinking and systematic infection of the entire city with HPV are neither original nor interesting. Stay at home, Netflix Swingers again and shut the fuck up."