Yorkie
I received a spam e-mail earlier on this evening. It starts off with the line:Customer, You are reading an email that women don't want you to see.
I wondered whether that's because women are particularly concerned about my inbox being filled up with nonsense for some reason, but upon reading further I realised that probably wasn't what the authors of my spammy correspondence meant.
From here on in, the content of this e-mail become somewhat adult in nature but I'm going to continue quoting it anyway. You have been warned. The e-mail goes on to claim that watching a particular video online will give me the skills to seduce any woman I like, although the language it uses was a bit cruder than that.Just watch the video, use the tips, and start banging between 5 and 7 girls every week.
Between five and seven girls? Do they mean six? They must do, since it's not really possible to do anything with five and a half girls, or six point seven girls, or any quantity of girls that isn't a non-negative integer. They should have just said six, which is nice because you get one day free.If you want to use the tips to get a loyal dedicated girlfriend, you can use it for that too.
Ah! That must be what the free day is for, then.
I haven't actually clicked on the link to watch the video, because I'm not sure I want my computer to be riddled with all sorts of viruses. Although maybe I'm being too cynical there. Perhaps the e-mail is entirely truthful and the online video really will give me some dating skills I could use with "no chance of rejection". So am I turning my back on romantic happiness by refusing to follow the link?
No. Of course I'm not.
Deal or No Deal is on between five and seven times every week. Today was one of those times, and it was the day that Kayleigh won her target of ten grand.
I wondered whether that's because women are particularly concerned about my inbox being filled up with nonsense for some reason, but upon reading further I realised that probably wasn't what the authors of my spammy correspondence meant.
From here on in, the content of this e-mail become somewhat adult in nature but I'm going to continue quoting it anyway. You have been warned. The e-mail goes on to claim that watching a particular video online will give me the skills to seduce any woman I like, although the language it uses was a bit cruder than that.Just watch the video, use the tips, and start banging between 5 and 7 girls every week.
Between five and seven girls? Do they mean six? They must do, since it's not really possible to do anything with five and a half girls, or six point seven girls, or any quantity of girls that isn't a non-negative integer. They should have just said six, which is nice because you get one day free.If you want to use the tips to get a loyal dedicated girlfriend, you can use it for that too.
Ah! That must be what the free day is for, then.
I haven't actually clicked on the link to watch the video, because I'm not sure I want my computer to be riddled with all sorts of viruses. Although maybe I'm being too cynical there. Perhaps the e-mail is entirely truthful and the online video really will give me some dating skills I could use with "no chance of rejection". So am I turning my back on romantic happiness by refusing to follow the link?
No. Of course I'm not.
Deal or No Deal is on between five and seven times every week. Today was one of those times, and it was the day that Kayleigh won her target of ten grand.