If I ever try to go to another burlesque show, please shoot me first. The human mind can only take so many sequined pasties before it retreats into paranoia. OK, Reubenesque Burlesque had simulated ritual cannibalism, so they were as cool as Catholic Mass. There was a tissu act that was blah and a trap act that was pretty good. There was another act (black guy, white chick, cool rapport) that was just getting hot when she stabbed him to death and danced with his severed head. I just don't understand modern burlesque. I went go see the whip act, which was near the end (sigh) and was OK but not as good as she does in the park.
The rest?
Too many women with too much make up taking off not enough clothing with too little skill.
No, really, the tassels are supposed to go in opposite directions.
Just shoot me, OK?
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