Last Will and Testament
I, Justin Lines, being of sound mind and body, do hereby bequeath the following items to the Laguna Pad (323 E. Laguna Dr. Tempe, AZ 85282) as gifts from myself to my friends upon leaving this world of bachelorhood.
1. The bed which currently occupies the room where I sleep.
2. The famous spice rack. CAUTION: Whoever wants to claim it will probably get married soon.
3. My dead and dying plants.
4. That crappy iron I bought at K-Mart.
5. The bumper-pool table. Do what you will with that piece of junk.
6. The 'Mistakes' poster I bought not four months ago.
7. The three chairs surrounding the dinner table. A fourth is on the way.
I hope I've been a good roommate when I'm not stepping on friend's toes and complaining about the dirtiness of the house. It's been a great few months -- some of the happiest and most memorable of my life, and not just because of Sara. I promise to hang out on occasion and not forget about the Laguna guys down the street.
1. The bed which currently occupies the room where I sleep.
2. The famous spice rack. CAUTION: Whoever wants to claim it will probably get married soon.
3. My dead and dying plants.
4. That crappy iron I bought at K-Mart.
5. The bumper-pool table. Do what you will with that piece of junk.
6. The 'Mistakes' poster I bought not four months ago.
7. The three chairs surrounding the dinner table. A fourth is on the way.
I hope I've been a good roommate when I'm not stepping on friend's toes and complaining about the dirtiness of the house. It's been a great few months -- some of the happiest and most memorable of my life, and not just because of Sara. I promise to hang out on occasion and not forget about the Laguna guys down the street.