What kind of sick people are you?
WHO STOLE MY FREAKING WALL CLOCK?
And why would anybody steal a clock. Granted, it is a cool clock to behold because it's so freaking huge, but seriously, folks, who does that? If there ever arose a pressing need to borrow my cool clock for a couple of days, I would gladly oblige any of my friends to use it. If that's the case, then please just ASK for goodness' sake!
That is just one of many small problems I'm dealing with now. But honestly, who would do that? If you did, please return it to it's proper place on the wall in the kitchen. Every time I pass by the empty spot on the wall I see the nail where it hung, all that is left of the wall clock's majesty, and I am sad. I won't ask questions.
And why would anybody steal a clock. Granted, it is a cool clock to behold because it's so freaking huge, but seriously, folks, who does that? If there ever arose a pressing need to borrow my cool clock for a couple of days, I would gladly oblige any of my friends to use it. If that's the case, then please just ASK for goodness' sake!
That is just one of many small problems I'm dealing with now. But honestly, who would do that? If you did, please return it to it's proper place on the wall in the kitchen. Every time I pass by the empty spot on the wall I see the nail where it hung, all that is left of the wall clock's majesty, and I am sad. I won't ask questions.