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[mister_show]

Henry) "I tell you if dinosaurs come back you will sell the hell out of that shit."

Henry) "I some times wake up in the morning and I say to my self I need to get a new gun."

Henry) "Man look at that gun. I say we dress like super heros and shoot Dinosaurs."

Black guy) "That barrel longer then a nigga's dick!"

Nurse) "Hello, I want to protect my mom and my nine cats at home what gun do you think would be the best?"

Guy calls the shop) "Do you have a pistols, because I want a big, really big pistol."

Crazy black guy) "You can see shit you never seen before, you can see jupiter and shit."

Random black guy) "Yo! Homie with two wheels."

Black guy) "Would you like to buy my Ptuter?"
Fred) "Whats a Ptuter?"
Black guy) "You know a ptuter."
Fred) "Do you mean computer?"
Black guy) "Yeah a ptuter. You want to buy it its at home."
Fred) "Well I'll have to see it."
Black guy) "How much would you give me?"
Fred) "Like I said I would have to see it. Oh wait I have something at home that you would like to buy its badass, you want to buy it?"
Black guy) "Well i'll have see it."
Fred) "Exactly!"