Nov 24, 2005 17:07
My Aunt Mil almost fell over today when she was walking into my house luckily I caught her before she fell you know ensuring that she wouldnt break her hip.
My Nana yelled at her and said she was going to eat something she didn't want anyway.
I actually talked to my relatives today, instead of just sitting there, I haven't done that in forever.
I showed my cousin michelle's kid, jake, the guitar and bass because he is obsessed with them.
I had a sword fight with my nephew.
I stopped a fight between my nephew and his buddy sean.
My cousin Kerry showed me a picture of her bearded dragon...that sounds perverted. I mean the reptile kind.
This is the first good holiday that I have had in...ever.
You know My aunt Mil is much cooler than any of you. I guarantee you that that broad can still kick every single one of your asses without even breaking a sweat. She is one tough lady man. She is my hero. Even when my Nana yells at her she just sort of smiles and laughs about it she really finds humor in most things, and plus she is a hard ass. She was arrested once because she saw a neighbor lady slap her kid Frankie so she ran downstairs and beat the shit out of the lady and sent her to the hospital. She also threw a fork at her brother that stuck in his head and he needed stitches. Her husbands Godfather pulled a gun on them two when they were having an argument. When they used to live in Chicago, there was some dude waiting in their garage for them and car jacked them and robbed them of all their shit. She has owned like two or three bars. She loves her family, She is I think about 91 or 92 and she is still sharp man she catches everything. Carmella Reda is the coolest person to ever walk the planet, and you can never ever ever ever ever ever hope to be as cool as she is so you might as well just lay down and die right now.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING. ITS BEEN A GOOD ONE.