Voondaba! he exclaimed with great relish.

Sep 14, 2005 23:30

Sometimes when I listen to stupid people talk it feels like there is a tumor growing in my brain.

And sometimes I like to piss on people's cars for fun maybe you have had the pleasure of Keith's golden spray...maybe you have not...but the point is eventually everyone gets pissed on...I am just doing my part in evening out the karma...thats how I roll.

And sometimes I like to fart in public and blame it on the disabled kid nearby.

And sometimes I like to point out peoples flaws to them because it makes me feel better.

And sometimes I like to make fun of people who have recently had a stroke thats a good one too.

And sometimes when I talk to women instead of listening I am just picturing them naked...but only sometimes...which is code for always.

And sometimes for whatever reason school puts me in a good mood. Its probably the attractive young tail and you know easy ass classes.

And sometimes I READ PEOPLES' MINDS!

And sometimes I forget I am listening to a voice mail and talk back to it.

And sometimes when I talk it comes out like I am retarded.

And sometimes I wanna pleasure you.

And sometimes I like the idea of having a road kill coat.
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