Aug 08, 2005 23:59
I love pants.
THE HEART OF JESUS!!!
Jesus is on my right an oompa loompa to the left and a filthy puerto rican behind me. And a white anglo saxon protestant woman outside the office.
i love oompa loompa...
John just asked "why do I have to be the woman?"
jesus just got sac tapped.
I showed my dad the faint and the bravery and he was getting funky to it.
I am always right...always...except sometimes.
The song I'm a creep by radiohead totally encompasses the last week or so.
and god said "let there be weed. and there was weed. and it was good." -clever dan.
Bill has a dildo on the end of a drill a drilldo I believe its called. He also likes it in the butt. Dont tell him I said that.
Feel better mandoo.