Oh wow...
On the twelfth day of Christmas, mister_larn sent to me...
Twelve cigarettes drumming
Eleven books piping
Ten ideas a-leaping
Nine thoughts dancing
Eight sims a-milking
Seven cats a-swimming
Six opinions a-venting
Five po-o-o-op tarts
Four video games
Three seat belts
Two shock tactics
...and a chicken in a coffee.