Falsehood of the Day
Originally published at Electric Quaker II. Please leave any comments there.
I’m 25! Woo, etc!
Quite possibly the oddest email I’ve recieved for years:
Happy 25th Birthday!
Happy Birthday!
Normally, this is where we send you on some birthday fling. But according to our records, you’re in a happy relationship. So we’ll respect that and just send you…a giant birthday cake: Click here to find your birthday matches!
Birthday Cake!
Happy day!
Exclamation marks!
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This, of course, is from a website that (presumably) forced me to sign up at some point, which would explain why I fed them a pile of false information (I suspect I also told them my pre-Newport address and it’s pre-millenial postcode); I worked that out after only a couple of seconds of confusion.
What really puzzles me is why I set my fake Birthday to be the 8th of January, a full month ahead of time…