A Wide Stance?

[mister_happy]

After hearing about Larry Craig's incidents in the Men's restroom, I started to wonder if 'having a wide stance' was a bit like saddling up next to a guy in a perfectly empty restroom. All guys know the guidelines, but is this a new one that no one told me about

Comments

[medtecher]

Actually, I thought the "wide stance" thing applied to toilets, not urinals. After all, isn't the problem (or correct message) when you introduce your foot into another man's stall?

[mister_happy]

Yes, its a referene to toilets, hence my use of 'stall'.

[mateorabi]

Yeah, urinals use the "stare intently at the wall as if the cure for cancer were printed there" rule. As well as the buffer urnial rule. It's true, read Dave Barry. :-)

[quale]

But as Dave Barry points out there is no clear rule in the case where your options are to stand next to them or use the baby urinal.

[mateorabi]

Baby urinal. Some of us appreciate the extra clearance. :-)

Two men are peeing off a bridge:
"The water is cold," says one.
"And deep," says the other.