Jul 29, 2005 14:30
Dear Koby,
Welcome to Las Vegas. I don't wear any masculine scented colognes so I guess I should not pick you up. Tell Stacey to bring a pooper scooper and bag when she brings you over .
Love,
Grandma
Stacey wrote:
Dear Grandma,
I wanted to tell you that I am very excited to meet you!! Everyone tells me how much fun you are and how good you smell. I would like to request that when I meet you and you hold me you try a male cologne. I am a big boy and don't want to smell "beautiful". I know that Prada is your baby boy but I am hoping that you will give me a chance. Prada and I have an akward relationship. We don't speak to each other but we make eye contact while passing through the house. I can't wait to come over and soil your lawn!
**This email was from the dog and it shows my mothers response. Clearly my oddness is genetic.**