Money Doesn't Fall From Trees

[mister_fister]

I am still waiting to hear from unemployment. I hate waiting. Its so frustrating. Whether you're waiting for test results or something to come in the mail it simply sucks ass!! Jessica is in lesbian heaven because she found out that you can download Rilo Kiley as a ringtone. Little things amuse little minds. Ha, I'm funny

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[yourfatalflaw]

1. if little things amuse little minds, i now know why you get excited over downloading country music.

2. if you didn't call your mother obsessively, i wouldn't have resricted your calling time with her.

3. george is my fish and if you hurt him, i will hurt you... get it, got it, good.

4. you're gay as hell... bewitched? because you don't already scream DYKE.

much love from my pussy to yours <33

List Time, Biiioootch.

[mister_fister]

1. your mother.

2. i love my mommy and it is wrong that you restricted calls.

3. i have one word for you. "GUS"

4. you don't scream "breeder" either honey so check yerself.

much MORE love from my strap on to yours...

Re: List Time, Biiioootch.

[yourfatalflaw]

1. i will call your mother.

2. yeah, you love your mommy like asian people love rice... its unhealthy i say. and besides, you treat her like your SO, so i feel i have that right.

3. yeah, and what?! your bird is dead by no means of my own, don't take your pent up aggression out on my poor rainbow fish. leave george out of this, he isn't bothering you.

4. no, i only scream half breeder, bitch. and i could pass for straight if i tried... unlike you... butchie mcbutch dyke pants.

5. don't talk about your strap... no one wants to hear about the 8" clear pink penis that you use to satisfy your need for the cock.

much more love from my fish to your vagina...

xoxo

Re: List Time, Biiioootch.

[mister_fister]

1. she would deny your call.

2. wow. is that alllllllllll you have?? and there is a song strictly about my mother..."stacey's mom has got it going on..."

3. my bird is dead because you murdered him. and if you didn't physically choke the life out of him you wished it so. why else would you have framed his 10 day return policy??

4. right. i forgot. you love the cock. *coughs*

5. honey, bunny. don't you remember when we first got it?? you wore it longer than you do most of your coach purses.

much love from my murdered lovebird to your ailing fish...

ex's and oh's

Re: List Time, Biiioootch.

[jaedanicole]

you two are the most hysterical thing I have ever seen in my life and you're perfect for each other. no more of this relationship drama, because two people who can have a conversation like that, in public, in writing, desperately need to get married. Hell, I'll get ordained and perform the ceremony m'self.

two things though:

1. country music isn't that geeky. ok, it is but still...I'm from Texas, so it's allowed

2. butchie mcbutch dyke pants?! Jess, I love you. Be my BFF?

Re: List Time, Biiioootch.

[yourfatalflaw]

jaeda - yes i will be your bff. its been forever, okay so since junior high (read: a couple of years ago) since i've had a bff... so yay!!! that means we can have slumber parties and do each other's hair and make-up... oh and manicure and pedicures. fun!

man, if you think this convo is funny, you should see how we interact on a daily basis in person. sometimes, we're too funny for our own good.