GrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriivanAugust 3 2004, 22:58:31 UTC
I hate you. Not only do I hate you, I loathe everything that you are. The pain and anguish that wells up inside my soul at this very moment is more than I can bear. There is now a burnt imprint of hate in the form of a G5 mac towering over me laughing with it's cd tray taunting me for still using a pc. The lush curves of its highly polished and perfectly designed body are a constant reminder of my inadequacies as a pc user. The three seperate cooling zones give the G5 a calm and cool composure as I with my one massive pc cooling zone burn up with hate. Validate that sucka!
I can't stay mad at you...just insanely insanely insanely jealous. There ain't no green-eyed monster here, this is a green-eyed torrent of divine wrath and judgment that tears asunder all that lay in its path. Anywho, I am a nerd so you must tell me the specs of this G5, I want to know everything (ram, processor, bus speeds, etc). I am glad you have grown this summer, as I have also grown much this summer. However, I will not let my new found growth interfere with my duties as being "funny" Matt. I shall continue my moronic and often childish antics for your and everyone elses amusement, fret not. Way to go, and I can't wait for school to start. Peace home slice!
Re: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmister_cadeAugust 5 2004, 14:24:06 UTC
pml. (that's the new techie abbreviation for pissing myself laughing.) :)
It seems that envy is an insatiable sin - you 20 gig iPod winner you... Congrats on that, by the way. That is super cool.
As for the specs: it came with 512 mb ram (pc3200), but I got an additional 512 mb to be installed; it has a dual 1.8 ghz processor; 900 mhz frontside bus; 160 gb hard drive; superdrive; etc.
I can't stay mad at you...just insanely insanely insanely jealous. There ain't no green-eyed monster here, this is a green-eyed torrent of divine wrath and judgment that tears asunder all that lay in its path. Anywho, I am a nerd so you must tell me the specs of this G5, I want to know everything (ram, processor, bus speeds, etc). I am glad you have grown this summer, as I have also grown much this summer. However, I will not let my new found growth interfere with my duties as being "funny" Matt. I shall continue my moronic and often childish antics for your and everyone elses amusement, fret not. Way to go, and I can't wait for school to start. Peace home slice!
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It seems that envy is an insatiable sin - you 20 gig iPod winner you... Congrats on that, by the way. That is super cool.
As for the specs: it came with 512 mb ram (pc3200), but I got an additional 512 mb to be installed; it has a dual 1.8 ghz processor; 900 mhz frontside bus; 160 gb hard drive; superdrive; etc.
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