this is how holy wars start

[mister_borogove]

I dreamt that I was in an argument with a religious zealot about his sacrament. I knocked the cup from his hand. It spattered all over the floor between us, much to his shock and dismay.

I screamed at the guy that while maybe God had a part in creating the cows and the bushes and trees, the fruit smoothie itself was not a sacred thing, but merely a product of man and blender.