Thrown Gauntlet....

[mister_barista]

A nymphomanical size-queen named Jane
Had found men to be all the same
But then one night
She found her delight 
In satisfying a trio of Great Danes

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[shadowprison]

We can hand you the green shamrock trophy, now!

[bobdapoet]

Shawnte- I cannot believe you would just give in like that.... Oh, no, it will be a fight....

[mister_barista]

The limeracist Stephen G. Roy
Utilizes an ages-old ploy
Take all that's rank and digusting --
And just add pet lusting
He's one hilariously sick boy

[mister_barista]

There once was a whore from Nantucket
Who said 'show me a dick, and I'll fuck it'
When the circus came to town
She laid an elephant down
And can now freely insert a 5-gallon bucket

[mcpreacher]

There once was a boy named Hyde
With a tongue-ring that made women cry
Not afraid in the least
Spreading pink curtains of yeast
Just to gather the cheese inside

-E

[mister_barista]

SHWEET!