o this is cute, i thought i would copy it from lj friends

[mister_badger]

if you call me scottie, you are a friend or family
if you call me mister_badger, you are from the internet
if you call me squishy, you are george
if you call me dork, you are evan palmer
if you call me scot, you are the other evan
if you call me scots-a-lots, you are old school
if you call me little bit, you are daddy
if you call me doobe, you are aunt linda
if you call me doodle, you are mom
if you call me aunt scottie or sleepy girl, you are hunter
if you call me various other family members' names, you are my nana
if you call me ELIZABETH SCOT AUSTIN, then I am in trouble. :(