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[mister_arms]

Helllloooo. My name is Mister Arms. I enjoy waving my arms to and fro. It's a lot of fun for me. My friends all hate me because of my long arms. I tend to hit them in the buttocks whenever I walk past them. This occasionally occurs when I am in public, and walk past people. I hit them in the buttocks with my hands, attached to my very long arms. People tend to not really like this, even though I am ridiculously good looking. So the world continues to turn. And my arms keep waving about. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. *waves arms*

|oo| <--- my pal, Dilbert. He doesn't have many arms, nope.

~~~~~~~~~~~~||~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Signed, Mister Arms.