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Florida Laws
1. penalty for horse theft is death by hanging
2. it is concidered an offense to shower naked
3. it is illegal to block any traveled wagon road
4. you are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers
5. women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer
6. if an elephant is tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle
7. you may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays
8. having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal
enough said about this glorious state that i call home
OH HAHAHAHA
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