Sep 22, 2003 09:22
there is somethign wrong with the toilets in this house..
we have two.. a while back somethign went wrong with the one across the hall from my room.. it wont flush, and you have to use the plunger each time and it still wont go down right.. so in order to go potty I had to walk all the way across the house..
this morning I have to pee very bad.. so I pee-pee danced all the way across the house.. I lifted the lid and it looked as if someone with #2 and the toilet didnt work.. I had to pee-too much to care.. so I just sripped and sat down.. did my thing.. and flushed.. it didnt go down.. it went up.. but no enough to go onto the floor.. but close.. so I went and got the toilet plunger out of the other bathroom.. plunged it.. nothing significant.. but when it finaly went down.. very slowly.. I flushed it again.. same thing happened.. so I plunged some more until it went down.. told dad that the last potty has issues like the first.. must not have meant too much to him because he's still sitting on ebay and not fixing the toilet or calling a plumber to do so.. not that we can afford it anyway..=\
I need to grow a penis so I can take my morning piss in my back yard..