GAY GUISE SUP LOLZ
Since this is very belated, I will enlarge the text so as to make up for all my horrible failings as a friend and as a PERSON IN GENERAL:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JAMIE I HOPE IT WUZ A HAPPY 1
otherwise it would like totally nullify the happy part of the initial statement. or the initial part of the statement because it was really just like 1 statement hahaha.
Since I have A FEW things to say I'll section them off.
NUMBAH 1: THE TAGGING
I have been tagged for some ZANY little quiz thingy you kooky guys've got goin' on so I guess I'll do that right now
List ten things that make you happy and then tag 6 people to do the same.
1)Friends
2)Gushers - juicy center surrounded in a fruit snack shell!! it's CRAZY! how do they do it?! It's so zany!
3)dumbspeak lolz
4)Riding my HARLEY DAVIS to a bar and GETTING SMASHED ALL OVER THE PLACE BECAUSE THERE'S A BAR FIGHT AND BOTTLES ARE FLYING AND I'M KICKING ASS -- funny storiez aka if u didnt no
5)Travelling although I've NEVER DONE IT HARHAR
6)the I Love Egg Song - it soothes my soul
7)Being loved because i'm a selfish attention whore and omg omg LOOK AT ME
8)St. Augustine. Walking to the fort and just enjoying the scenery really helps to make me feel more at peace.
9)i luvs chikin
10)Family Guy :| POR QUEEEEEE
I Tag:
*recyclejlc
*lordofoats
*ranting_swede (u bttr do it or i SWEAR TO GOD)
*hutch9595 (do you even read this shizit anymore guy? i fele liek i dont even noes u)
*ljuserijustmadeup
*seeabove
ADVAHVENTU CHILDRENKA
Yes, Advent Children gets a section all to itself. Wanna fight over it?! YEAH, I THOUGHT NOT. And if you do, well, we can just assume that I would win k? i luv being a hardcore badass on the intarnet.
Actually, this section will be very brief. Because I have unsettling, and upsetting, news...
I HAVE NOT YET SEEN FINAL FANTASY VII ADVENT CHILDREN, THE OFFICIAL SEQUEL TO THE GAME FINAL FANTASY VII
Nor probably shall I ever, considering that I have a sufficient lack of decent intarnet connections. This saddens me greatly. Actually, you have NO IDEA how vewy vewy upset i am over this mattar :(:(:(:(( now i have 2 w8 till nov 28th or sumthin an omg guise i wil die
A NEW COMPOOTOR
I am currently talking to you all on a NEW COMPUTER DUN DUN DUNNN. I tried transferring my old files onto this one but it didn't work so well, so now I'm lacking ALL my music. I still have my dane cook, my dear, sweet Dane Cook skits. But even that is not enough to quench my soul. :< Still it's a really nice computer and stuff except my internet really really sucks. I'm downloading all the updates for WoW right now. I've got about 8 hours left until it's all done, maybe. GHEY.
Everything is so much nicer when your processor does not teh sux
THE PARENTAL VISIT
My computer came because my parents came to visit. It was fun, I had a very good time. We watched Just Like Heaven which wasn't /great/, but it was cute. I liked it, at least.
Also, on the way out, I was survey'd. o_O They were screening a bunch of people about Doom the newest sucky-movie-based-on-a-sucky-game coming out. So I gave my opinion: that it was teh SUX LOLZ CAN I GET A HELLZ YEAH?!?! ... actually they just played me a promo of the movie then asked me a bunch of questions. It was weird, but not that big a deal. Plus it was kinda cool. New and INTERESTING experiences FTW
I was sad when my parents left. I don't know, I guess I still miss living back in Venice with them. It's still kind of strange to me, being here.
CLEVAR DOGGEH
My dog has been ever-diligent into inventing new and exciting ways of getting herself in trouble. My mom and dad have put up one of those fences to keep her inside the living room and away from the garbage and other such things, and she's developed methods to get around it EVERY time. The first time, she actually squeeze under the fence. Like a ferret. Or some gelatinous ooze that just slimes its way under things and then goes 'ooo look at me im yucky teehee' but my dog is neither oozy or yucky, and has a spine. The second time, they lowered the fence down a touch so she couldn't squeeze under, and she managed to jump over it. There's no stopping Kahlua. :| She is a force of nature bent on obliterating all garbage bags in her path. X(
Other than that, NAHMMUCH DAWGS. I gotta study for a psyche test. >( booo but yknow schoolwork comes with bein in college an all an i gotta do it. otherwise i'd be all like 'WHASSUP BIHOTCH I AIN'T DOIN NO WORKZ' an they all be like 'omg he a leet hakkah' and i'd be like 'stfu noobs an maek me a sangwich' but then i'd realize school work can't make sangwiches and i'd be very sad on the inside. :( an hungry coz i wouldnt hav a sangwich in my bellay
werd
PS: OH WHADDUP LUK AT TIHS ITS SO KULE
NEWEST SUBENTREE V. 1.00.0: THE WALMART CAR RENTAL
Perusing the local Super Wal-Mart which really isn't so local today, I came across something of great interest: not only did it have a hair stylist, an glasses shop, and POTENTIALLY a bank along with the standar Movie Gallery, but nestled within its assimilating Borg-like bosom was a Budget Rent-A-Car. That's right. Wal-Mart now has the capacity to rent cars out to you. I've theorized this is to drive around their stores since they're getting exponentially bigger.
Maybe next they can put a dentist office into Super-Walmarts. Or a doctor's office. You know, whatever.
PEACE KK?
Edit: the title was supposed to be 'HAY GUISE SUP LOLZ' I apologize to anyone who might have assumed I was gay because of this. :|
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JAMIE I HOPE IT WUZ A HAPPY 1
otherwise it would like totally nullify the happy part of the initial statement. or the initial part of the statement because it was really just like 1 statement hahaha.
Since I have A FEW things to say I'll section them off.
NUMBAH 1: THE TAGGING
I have been tagged for some ZANY little quiz thingy you kooky guys've got goin' on so I guess I'll do that right now
List ten things that make you happy and then tag 6 people to do the same.
1)Friends
2)Gushers - juicy center surrounded in a fruit snack shell!! it's CRAZY! how do they do it?! It's so zany!
3)dumbspeak lolz
4)Riding my HARLEY DAVIS to a bar and GETTING SMASHED ALL OVER THE PLACE BECAUSE THERE'S A BAR FIGHT AND BOTTLES ARE FLYING AND I'M KICKING ASS -- funny storiez aka if u didnt no
5)Travelling although I've NEVER DONE IT HARHAR
6)the I Love Egg Song - it soothes my soul
7)Being loved because i'm a selfish attention whore and omg omg LOOK AT ME
8)St. Augustine. Walking to the fort and just enjoying the scenery really helps to make me feel more at peace.
9)i luvs chikin
10)Family Guy :| POR QUEEEEEE
I Tag:
*recyclejlc
*lordofoats
*ranting_swede (u bttr do it or i SWEAR TO GOD)
*hutch9595 (do you even read this shizit anymore guy? i fele liek i dont even noes u)
*ljuserijustmadeup
*seeabove
ADVAHVENTU CHILDRENKA
Yes, Advent Children gets a section all to itself. Wanna fight over it?! YEAH, I THOUGHT NOT. And if you do, well, we can just assume that I would win k? i luv being a hardcore badass on the intarnet.
Actually, this section will be very brief. Because I have unsettling, and upsetting, news...
I HAVE NOT YET SEEN FINAL FANTASY VII ADVENT CHILDREN, THE OFFICIAL SEQUEL TO THE GAME FINAL FANTASY VII
Nor probably shall I ever, considering that I have a sufficient lack of decent intarnet connections. This saddens me greatly. Actually, you have NO IDEA how vewy vewy upset i am over this mattar :(:(:(:(( now i have 2 w8 till nov 28th or sumthin an omg guise i wil die
A NEW COMPOOTOR
I am currently talking to you all on a NEW COMPUTER DUN DUN DUNNN. I tried transferring my old files onto this one but it didn't work so well, so now I'm lacking ALL my music. I still have my dane cook, my dear, sweet Dane Cook skits. But even that is not enough to quench my soul. :< Still it's a really nice computer and stuff except my internet really really sucks. I'm downloading all the updates for WoW right now. I've got about 8 hours left until it's all done, maybe. GHEY.
Everything is so much nicer when your processor does not teh sux
THE PARENTAL VISIT
My computer came because my parents came to visit. It was fun, I had a very good time. We watched Just Like Heaven which wasn't /great/, but it was cute. I liked it, at least.
Also, on the way out, I was survey'd. o_O They were screening a bunch of people about Doom the newest sucky-movie-based-on-a-sucky-game coming out. So I gave my opinion: that it was teh SUX LOLZ CAN I GET A HELLZ YEAH?!?! ... actually they just played me a promo of the movie then asked me a bunch of questions. It was weird, but not that big a deal. Plus it was kinda cool. New and INTERESTING experiences FTW
I was sad when my parents left. I don't know, I guess I still miss living back in Venice with them. It's still kind of strange to me, being here.
CLEVAR DOGGEH
My dog has been ever-diligent into inventing new and exciting ways of getting herself in trouble. My mom and dad have put up one of those fences to keep her inside the living room and away from the garbage and other such things, and she's developed methods to get around it EVERY time. The first time, she actually squeeze under the fence. Like a ferret. Or some gelatinous ooze that just slimes its way under things and then goes 'ooo look at me im yucky teehee' but my dog is neither oozy or yucky, and has a spine. The second time, they lowered the fence down a touch so she couldn't squeeze under, and she managed to jump over it. There's no stopping Kahlua. :| She is a force of nature bent on obliterating all garbage bags in her path. X(
Other than that, NAHMMUCH DAWGS. I gotta study for a psyche test. >( booo but yknow schoolwork comes with bein in college an all an i gotta do it. otherwise i'd be all like 'WHASSUP BIHOTCH I AIN'T DOIN NO WORKZ' an they all be like 'omg he a leet hakkah' and i'd be like 'stfu noobs an maek me a sangwich' but then i'd realize school work can't make sangwiches and i'd be very sad on the inside. :( an hungry coz i wouldnt hav a sangwich in my bellay
werd
PS: OH WHADDUP LUK AT TIHS ITS SO KULE
NEWEST SUBENTREE V. 1.00.0: THE WALMART CAR RENTAL
Perusing the local Super Wal-Mart which really isn't so local today, I came across something of great interest: not only did it have a hair stylist, an glasses shop, and POTENTIALLY a bank along with the standar Movie Gallery, but nestled within its assimilating Borg-like bosom was a Budget Rent-A-Car. That's right. Wal-Mart now has the capacity to rent cars out to you. I've theorized this is to drive around their stores since they're getting exponentially bigger.
Maybe next they can put a dentist office into Super-Walmarts. Or a doctor's office. You know, whatever.
PEACE KK?
Edit: the title was supposed to be 'HAY GUISE SUP LOLZ' I apologize to anyone who might have assumed I was gay because of this. :|