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Jun 27, 2005 19:59

Ak, This is the first second i've had where i feel well enough to type.
Okay, got a bit delusional at work on friday/saturday, was feeling dizzy and extemely strange, found myself thinking about how I could write this down in my lj, so here it is.

The Perfect Sauasage:- How to eat one.

1. Have a nervous breakdown, about 8 months prior to you eating.
2. Get put on wierd tablets.
3. Get a visit from chibs that makes you so happy you forget to take them.
4. Suffer withdrawal symptoms.
5. Cease eating for a few days.
6. Work several exhausting work shifts in a half sick, half dizzy state.
7. Wait in line at the cafe. Behind several terminally slow old people.
8. Select a breakfast, including at least one charcoaled sausage.
9. Cut and dip a section of said sausage in sauce of your chosing.
10. Eat.

I almost started crying...........Had been feeling oddly over emotional all night, had been really angry at myself for no disernable reason. I mean a serious burning undirected hate.
Meh, remembered to take my tablets, feel good again, am freaked out by my dependancy.
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