An open letter to Sarah Palin...
Dear Mrs. Palin,
Please go away. Go back to the barren land of Alaska and rule over your little town with your little townspeople with your skewed view of the world. The REAL America does not want you here. We don't find you attractive or enjoy any of your "maverick" revelry. You're not anything new to the political arena, in fact you represent everything that is currently wrong with it. You are more like the suffocating effect of stale stank air than a fresh breeze. When you first came onto the scene, I had such high hopes for you even though I never have any sort of intention to vote for you. However, after watching your first interview, I realized that you were truly a woman of evil. Your tone with Charles Gilbert was both patronizing and arrogant...all of which was quite surprising since you couldn't answer ANY of the questions he asked you! You are a true Republican, which is definitely not a compliment coming from me. You are very obviously anti-women, which is sad since you are one. You must harbor some serious identity issues, and may I suggest therapy and not political office to cure them? America does not need you taking your anger out on us with your hateful ways. You are pro-life, which is an issue that as a man maybe I shouldn't comment on but disturbs me no less...and now your daugher is pregnant. Just what the world needs. More backwoods offspring related to a person with politcal power. But no matter Mrs. Palin, the world survived 8 years of Bush and we will survive you as well. I hope that once this election is over and Obama is named our next President(crosses fingers) you will fade back into your Alaskan obscurity and will be remembered as "that crazy bitch that Tina Fey made fun of on SNL". You are very undeserving of the platform of which your possess. Fuck you.
Sincerely,
Timothy R. Bigelow
Please go away. Go back to the barren land of Alaska and rule over your little town with your little townspeople with your skewed view of the world. The REAL America does not want you here. We don't find you attractive or enjoy any of your "maverick" revelry. You're not anything new to the political arena, in fact you represent everything that is currently wrong with it. You are more like the suffocating effect of stale stank air than a fresh breeze. When you first came onto the scene, I had such high hopes for you even though I never have any sort of intention to vote for you. However, after watching your first interview, I realized that you were truly a woman of evil. Your tone with Charles Gilbert was both patronizing and arrogant...all of which was quite surprising since you couldn't answer ANY of the questions he asked you! You are a true Republican, which is definitely not a compliment coming from me. You are very obviously anti-women, which is sad since you are one. You must harbor some serious identity issues, and may I suggest therapy and not political office to cure them? America does not need you taking your anger out on us with your hateful ways. You are pro-life, which is an issue that as a man maybe I shouldn't comment on but disturbs me no less...and now your daugher is pregnant. Just what the world needs. More backwoods offspring related to a person with politcal power. But no matter Mrs. Palin, the world survived 8 years of Bush and we will survive you as well. I hope that once this election is over and Obama is named our next President(crosses fingers) you will fade back into your Alaskan obscurity and will be remembered as "that crazy bitch that Tina Fey made fun of on SNL". You are very undeserving of the platform of which your possess. Fuck you.
Sincerely,
Timothy R. Bigelow