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[mistagreen]

girls just cant keep up
im a real love machine
ive had far better sex while in jail
i designed the Sears tower
I make two grand an hour
i cook the worlds best duck flambe (SP?)
ill take the pick of the litter
girls jockin for me
I DONT NEED THESE LINES TO GET LAID....
so kiss me, im shitfaced...