Sep 13, 2006 10:14
so i've been meaing to write about this for a while, but i always seem to forget when i sit down at the computer.
i'm constantly amazed at the amount of blatant "ass looking" goes on here. it seems like once or twice a day i'm walking or sitting somewhere, a pretty girl passes by, and i get to see one or more of the guys going the other way check her ass out.
now, i'm not gonna lie, i notice them too. but the way these guys almost stop dead in their tracks, even turning around sometimes, and just stare. sure she can't see you doing it, but the other 200 of us on the street can. it's crazy.
to play devil's advocate, honestly, most of the time i actually first notice the guys craning their necks around (and the super slick expressions on their faces). when i do follow their eyes to the object of the drooling, i have to admit, it's usually to a pair of jeans that have an ass stuffed in them so tight the seams could burst at any second.
and don't get me started on muffin tops...