what? ... this isn't gregory...what?
hello, my name is Melissa, and I would just like to say that I'm the cutest girl you've ever seen. I also have a very stinky boyfriend that is never nice to me, and I am way out of his league and i should totally just ditch him, but i think he'd cry.
i would also like to say that i'm the cutest, funniest, smartest, and most lovable, and gorgeous girl that greg has ever laid eyes on, and if he was smart he'd hold on to me as tight as he can for as long as he can. he also will never, ever, ever tell me what my birthday present is...no matter how bad i beg, or cry, or search his room.
well kids, i guess i better go, i have lots of planning to do if i'm going to drive gregory crazy like i always do
lots of love,
Melissa.
p.s. .... this sooooo isn't gregory
i would also like to say that i'm the cutest, funniest, smartest, and most lovable, and gorgeous girl that greg has ever laid eyes on, and if he was smart he'd hold on to me as tight as he can for as long as he can. he also will never, ever, ever tell me what my birthday present is...no matter how bad i beg, or cry, or search his room.
well kids, i guess i better go, i have lots of planning to do if i'm going to drive gregory crazy like i always do
lots of love,
Melissa.
p.s. .... this sooooo isn't gregory