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My gran is rich man! I just found a card this morning from her to my mum and dad - she had missed their silver anniversary so she sent a belated card with a cheque enclosed! It was a big ass cheque! I wish she'd wrote it in my name! DAMMIT!
My gran reckons she's poor but I kno she's sitting on some nice lil egg nest!!! I'm gona rob my gran-yup I'm callous.