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Well 2day I was up @ 9am! Got showered dressed and went in2 town 2 meet Sean cos he had printed my CV out 4 me seen as how my printer is flucked. So I had me some KFC crispy strips which were almighty yummy mmmmmm chickeny goodness! I handed my CV in a few places and then came back home so here I am! BORED.
Last nite at about 2am I was watching Trisha in bed cos I couldn't sleep....it went to commercial break so I thought I'd flick over 2 channel 4.....geez I nearly vomited I just saw lots of blood and shit everywhere. So I wanted to know what was going on........
this woman is there doing sugery on someone and then she goes and now I'm going to cut the penis entirely off!!! I was like nooooooooo waaaaaaaaay I was laughing inside my head cos I didnt wanna wake other people up! It was soooooooo grotesque! So much blood and skin flappin about!!!
I was intruiged by it all cos this woman was like now I'm gonna shorten the ureathra (sp) and blah blah blah and I'm going to take the tip of the penis the most sensitive part to make a clitoris.......it was amazing how she transformed this mans dick into a decent pass off for a pussy. Funniest moment was when the surgeon was talking about how its important to get lots of rest:
I had a previous (gender reassignment) patient who was a heavy smoker and not very healthy. I told her to take it easy and rest up and she had a smokers cough and coughed so hard that she coughed her vagina off!!!! I was pissin my pants laughing in my head!!! The surgeon was laughing! So she was like so now I insist they stay in bed and don't move!!!! Haaaaaa laughed her fanny off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anywho this person who was being shown having the surgery was soooo like a man! It was EXTREMELY obvious that she was previously a he.....basically a man with his nob chopped off.....see now Nadia of big brother passed as a woman pretty much and so did that other one ummmm that Miriam person. Shame!!!
Tis all for now peoples just had to share that funny info!
HOLLA