bad, bad, badddddddddd night!
so where to start mannnnn!
it was my little sinead-y babies birthday night! kinda nuff said already! shes had a few mentions before - so you may just be able to predict the mayhem that is to follow!
first off me and sarah decided to play one of our fave games! its called 20 minute dress up - which means you leave getting ready until just 20 mins until you have to leave! its good, cos you get to lie on the sofa with the leopard blanky, and you stink cos you worked 8 hours and this game means you cant have a shower! its wicked man! also good - cos you know you made no effort and andie spent 3 hours getting ready and you STILL kill it! yesss! yeah that was bitchy but she pisses me off!
so andie comes over and starts shouting and bullying us! but that just made us laugh even harder right in her face! just couln't help it! tezza really is a funny sister!
anyway i'll fast forward! we ended up in baracudaaaaaaaaa once again! its the thursday night ONE POUND a drink pull! just cant resist! me and sarah were in a mood at first - cos half the people we were out with suck major cock! but it was cool, cos it was sineads birthday and i hadnt seen her in over a week - cos she went to spain for a little bday holiday! so as soon as my bitch arrived - IT WAS ON! ready to bump n grind! felt kinda bad cos im broke - so birthday girl bumped a £20 my way! thanks mate!
so crazy in love comes on - have no clue why sinead felt the need to live my skirt up and try to make me shake my bare thonged ass on the stage! it probs wasnt a good site, but hey - it was funny!
the whole evening felt kind of incestual! i mean, this group of people are wayyy too connected and involved! for example - the real trouble started when sineads brother, tom, turned up with his best mate ryan! for the record - me, tom, ryan and sinead all work together...... Everybody knows i LURRRRVE tom! love that kid to bits - JUST DONT WANNA SEX HIM! sinead kept telling me to TOUCH HIS WILLY! errr thats your brother! but to cut a long story short! ryan had me shoved up the bar - and infront of his best mate - who he knows likes me.... SLAPPED A FULL ON TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT! it wasnt good - you know when you try not to kiss back! well it just had to be done. close my mouth man - and i swear he managed to lick my teeth! i had to run away and tell sinead! SHE WAS MADDDDDDDDDDD! said im the only girl shes ever approved for her brother and i had to go and kiss his best mate right infront of him. tom and ryan had a lil argument and that was that! im not looking forward to work in a few hours cos they both made me feel sick!
had to go to the loo with sinead for a heart to heart - for some strange reason her fanny came into conversation! she said it got all sand in on holiday - and proceeded to flash me a full frontal! i have to repeat this cos i need to get it off my chest! this is the first fanjita other than in porn that i have copped a full on look at! it was bare naked like a turkey too! all shaven! I DONT KNOW WHY I ALWAYS END UP HAVING A FANNY STORY ON NIGHTS OUT WITH SINEAD! but we made up on that note and she said she didnt care that i made her brother cry! mannnn im good!
i wasnt really drunk at this point! i was being a lil dutty but it was all ok! sinead however was on the floor! she fell over LOTS and looked a real mess! the pics are funny as fuck! after a few waters it was back on! the inner lesbian came out - and well...... i dunno - we were dancing and a lil audience of men started to watch! it just happened for the show... we had a lil kiss! im kinda depressed about that one! butttttt you know -i just have to admit - think it was one of the best kisses! girls are way better at kissing - PERIOD!
fast forward a few - cos im chatting shittttttt! lets just skip to the end of the night! i'll throw in a few key words........ SWEARING, ANGER, BLOOD, BAM BAM BOOM! it kicked off hardcore on the way to the cars! tom was a total wreck - i think i drove him to the bottle! ryan kept grabbing me and saying he was really sorry cos i obviously dont like him - WELL DUH! but anway - tom took a bad ass fall! he fell all the way down these steps and cut his face, hands, all the side of his body! it wasnt good.... some guys started to laugh at him - so ryan trying make up with him decided to start a single handed fight on them and stick up for his mate!! err what the fuck eejit - you are out with a bunch of girls! it was fucking funny! i couldnt help but laugh! think the drink just wiped the fear out of me! little old me had to grab bleeding tom and try to keep this 6foot lad from falling over! it was a task! and i didnt want blood on my clothes!
in the end this girl just got me, sarah and abi into her car and drove off! wahooo it was like night rider in the rough birmingham ghetto! the ride home wasnt that easy though - abi had to stop the car like 4 times and roll out onto the pavement to be sick! i feel bad about that cos we didnt nothing to help... just jumped out and took a few photos! hahaaaaaaa! but yeah - i just wanted to get into my bed at this 3am point!
finally got home.... popped a few painkillers and jumped into bed! it wasnt that easy though - cos after a while i started to feel sick! dont know what the late sick feeling was about but i was gonna throw up with no safe place to sick! there was no option - but to open my sky light window and get some fresh air! i wasnt really sick - was kinda gutted cos i just lost the tablets i'd taken! i need to go check if there is any evidence left on the house roof! mannn i am a dirty little scratter! im ashamed and im never going out again
peace out homos!
it was my little sinead-y babies birthday night! kinda nuff said already! shes had a few mentions before - so you may just be able to predict the mayhem that is to follow!
first off me and sarah decided to play one of our fave games! its called 20 minute dress up - which means you leave getting ready until just 20 mins until you have to leave! its good, cos you get to lie on the sofa with the leopard blanky, and you stink cos you worked 8 hours and this game means you cant have a shower! its wicked man! also good - cos you know you made no effort and andie spent 3 hours getting ready and you STILL kill it! yesss! yeah that was bitchy but she pisses me off!
so andie comes over and starts shouting and bullying us! but that just made us laugh even harder right in her face! just couln't help it! tezza really is a funny sister!
anyway i'll fast forward! we ended up in baracudaaaaaaaaa once again! its the thursday night ONE POUND a drink pull! just cant resist! me and sarah were in a mood at first - cos half the people we were out with suck major cock! but it was cool, cos it was sineads birthday and i hadnt seen her in over a week - cos she went to spain for a little bday holiday! so as soon as my bitch arrived - IT WAS ON! ready to bump n grind! felt kinda bad cos im broke - so birthday girl bumped a £20 my way! thanks mate!
so crazy in love comes on - have no clue why sinead felt the need to live my skirt up and try to make me shake my bare thonged ass on the stage! it probs wasnt a good site, but hey - it was funny!
the whole evening felt kind of incestual! i mean, this group of people are wayyy too connected and involved! for example - the real trouble started when sineads brother, tom, turned up with his best mate ryan! for the record - me, tom, ryan and sinead all work together...... Everybody knows i LURRRRVE tom! love that kid to bits - JUST DONT WANNA SEX HIM! sinead kept telling me to TOUCH HIS WILLY! errr thats your brother! but to cut a long story short! ryan had me shoved up the bar - and infront of his best mate - who he knows likes me.... SLAPPED A FULL ON TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT! it wasnt good - you know when you try not to kiss back! well it just had to be done. close my mouth man - and i swear he managed to lick my teeth! i had to run away and tell sinead! SHE WAS MADDDDDDDDDDD! said im the only girl shes ever approved for her brother and i had to go and kiss his best mate right infront of him. tom and ryan had a lil argument and that was that! im not looking forward to work in a few hours cos they both made me feel sick!
had to go to the loo with sinead for a heart to heart - for some strange reason her fanny came into conversation! she said it got all sand in on holiday - and proceeded to flash me a full frontal! i have to repeat this cos i need to get it off my chest! this is the first fanjita other than in porn that i have copped a full on look at! it was bare naked like a turkey too! all shaven! I DONT KNOW WHY I ALWAYS END UP HAVING A FANNY STORY ON NIGHTS OUT WITH SINEAD! but we made up on that note and she said she didnt care that i made her brother cry! mannnn im good!
i wasnt really drunk at this point! i was being a lil dutty but it was all ok! sinead however was on the floor! she fell over LOTS and looked a real mess! the pics are funny as fuck! after a few waters it was back on! the inner lesbian came out - and well...... i dunno - we were dancing and a lil audience of men started to watch! it just happened for the show... we had a lil kiss! im kinda depressed about that one! butttttt you know -i just have to admit - think it was one of the best kisses! girls are way better at kissing - PERIOD!
fast forward a few - cos im chatting shittttttt! lets just skip to the end of the night! i'll throw in a few key words........ SWEARING, ANGER, BLOOD, BAM BAM BOOM! it kicked off hardcore on the way to the cars! tom was a total wreck - i think i drove him to the bottle! ryan kept grabbing me and saying he was really sorry cos i obviously dont like him - WELL DUH! but anway - tom took a bad ass fall! he fell all the way down these steps and cut his face, hands, all the side of his body! it wasnt good.... some guys started to laugh at him - so ryan trying make up with him decided to start a single handed fight on them and stick up for his mate!! err what the fuck eejit - you are out with a bunch of girls! it was fucking funny! i couldnt help but laugh! think the drink just wiped the fear out of me! little old me had to grab bleeding tom and try to keep this 6foot lad from falling over! it was a task! and i didnt want blood on my clothes!
in the end this girl just got me, sarah and abi into her car and drove off! wahooo it was like night rider in the rough birmingham ghetto! the ride home wasnt that easy though - abi had to stop the car like 4 times and roll out onto the pavement to be sick! i feel bad about that cos we didnt nothing to help... just jumped out and took a few photos! hahaaaaaaa! but yeah - i just wanted to get into my bed at this 3am point!
finally got home.... popped a few painkillers and jumped into bed! it wasnt that easy though - cos after a while i started to feel sick! dont know what the late sick feeling was about but i was gonna throw up with no safe place to sick! there was no option - but to open my sky light window and get some fresh air! i wasnt really sick - was kinda gutted cos i just lost the tablets i'd taken! i need to go check if there is any evidence left on the house roof! mannn i am a dirty little scratter! im ashamed and im never going out again
peace out homos!