spank it for me
gotta keep this one short kids! work starts in less than an hour, still got get ready and make sure im looking good! im wondering if the same dude from sundays shift will come it went something like this...
lil bas goes strolling into the bar not doing much in particular but looking for sinead to kill some time. errr this old nasty dude grabbed my arm and pulled me close into his body! he said "you are one of the most beatiful women i have ever seen - you are so very pretty" so i said "err thanks" he put his hand on his groin and said "oh no no, dont thank me -your beauty is my pleasure" IT WAS FUCKING GROSS!
i didnt take it as a complement though, cos i reckon hes a serial pedo who likes going around grabbing young girls!
i told my boss cos he really was ugly, old and creepy! they kicked him out the bar and i went on with my day!
today was a good old laugh at school! i harrassed my mate ratty all day! remixing songs to fit in her weekend sex session! shes trying to deny it but all i can say is - i like it when you sex me right thurr, whip your panties down let me stroke your pubic hurr!
as if she shagged a kid whos surname is russel! i cracked a lame as joke.... which nobody responded too!
err what do you call a man in a bush???
errrr RUSSEL!
come on man, thats funny shit!
anyway i better be off! i need to keep making the dough to fund NYC! its killing me man, college then work!
roo im the mofo working the 9-5....... i need a pole in my bedroom so i can bust out of the joint!
anyway - my mate mongy got attacked at the weekend! shes covered in bruises and they only got £10 off her! fuck im living in the ghetto! it probs didnt help that she chased after them, and then her legs went akimbo, and she nose dived through the car window! shes some crazy ass bitch!
i'll have to update with pics of the crew man, cos you wont believe what im having to deal with on a daily basis!
i got a bills bills bills - remixed into frills frills frills! its top notch!
im gotta bust a groove now. hit me with your hitting stick!
lil bas goes strolling into the bar not doing much in particular but looking for sinead to kill some time. errr this old nasty dude grabbed my arm and pulled me close into his body! he said "you are one of the most beatiful women i have ever seen - you are so very pretty" so i said "err thanks" he put his hand on his groin and said "oh no no, dont thank me -your beauty is my pleasure" IT WAS FUCKING GROSS!
i didnt take it as a complement though, cos i reckon hes a serial pedo who likes going around grabbing young girls!
i told my boss cos he really was ugly, old and creepy! they kicked him out the bar and i went on with my day!
today was a good old laugh at school! i harrassed my mate ratty all day! remixing songs to fit in her weekend sex session! shes trying to deny it but all i can say is - i like it when you sex me right thurr, whip your panties down let me stroke your pubic hurr!
as if she shagged a kid whos surname is russel! i cracked a lame as joke.... which nobody responded too!
err what do you call a man in a bush???
errrr RUSSEL!
come on man, thats funny shit!
anyway i better be off! i need to keep making the dough to fund NYC! its killing me man, college then work!
roo im the mofo working the 9-5....... i need a pole in my bedroom so i can bust out of the joint!
anyway - my mate mongy got attacked at the weekend! shes covered in bruises and they only got £10 off her! fuck im living in the ghetto! it probs didnt help that she chased after them, and then her legs went akimbo, and she nose dived through the car window! shes some crazy ass bitch!
i'll have to update with pics of the crew man, cos you wont believe what im having to deal with on a daily basis!
i got a bills bills bills - remixed into frills frills frills! its top notch!
im gotta bust a groove now. hit me with your hitting stick!