Hi, I'm Missy. Today I'm going to give you the recap of the [Adult Swim] truthful and controversial show, The Boondocks. Since Marisa has dibs on anything and everything anime and stupid crude humor, I will do the truthful and real crap (if we ever find another show like Boston Public again). I will do my best to put my two cents in at least 24 hours from the airing. Now lets get this over with.
Show: The Boondocks
Episode: A Date with the Booty Warrior
Rating: TV-MA
Summary: Riley and Huey are sent to prison for the day to get a scared stiff lesson they won't soon forget. Meanwhile Tom goes with them as their chaperone but at the same time he's conquering his life long fear of getting ass-raped by a prison inmate. But...things don't go well. Especially for Tom.
*It begins with a scene from the Chris Hansen show To Catch A Predator...this episode was never aired due to some...things.
*The man walks in and the "boy" tells him he'd be right out. Chris Hansen comes out ready to tell him he's been caught in the act of attempted pedophilia. The man says he knows and his plan was to do all of this just so he can butt-rape Chris Hansen. Hansen was ready to just cut and get out of there. NOT SO FAST. Butt rape time!
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*Tom's phobia of being butt-raped by a prison inmate grew from what we saw in the first season. I do find it amusing that he had no problem watching the movie Milk on television and not get any ideas. Or any act for that matter. Actually, Tom is a friend to the gay community which is a big thumbs up here.
*The phobia has gotten worse. Now Tom won't leave the house...at all. So he's been entered in this small group that's almost like AA but for people with butt-rape paranoia.
*Soon enough, Tom was able to learn how to fight back if put in the position and now seems a little more confident.
*Back at the boy's school, Granddad is called into the principal's office due to a fight that happened. Riley and Huey were involved. The principal got beat up...he got in the way. The principal suggests sending the boys to prison...or severe suspension. The prison option would be what they call, "Scared Stiff" to have the boys go to prison for the day and get yelled at by prison inmates.
*Meanwhile Tom tells his wife that he's going to be the chaperone for the boys on the Scared Stiff program. Well Tom's reasoning seems very reasonable. After all, he is a district attorney and what good can an attorney be if he can't even visit his client in jail? So of course he's doing it for himself. In short, this man is just waiting to be butt-raped. Though funny moment would be Tom saying a few outlandish things during the speech...
Sara: Pause.
...guess that's a new thing after last week's Tyler Perry episode.
*Tom and the boys are ready to go. And for the first time in 3 weeks, Uncle Ruckus returns. He promises to protect the little white children. For Huey and Riley he said it's just like visiting the future. Oh that Uncle Ruckus!
*Once at the prison, Tom was starting to get very nervous but tried to not let that show. Uh-huh.
*In the special room, they had each inmate come in one by one to start yelling at the boys. The first prisoner started shouting what's it mean to be a prisoner. And he was directing his question almost to Huey. Huey answers the smart way...The prisoner had a dumb look on his face to try and comprehend what was said. He likes Huey but left out an important detail and that's prison gayness.
*And this is when shit goes weird. Each prison inmate didn't really direct their yelling towards the boys. They started yelling and barking orders at Tom. One thing lead to another and Tom was in his undershirt and underpants. And is sweating. And crying like a bitch.
*And then the final prisoner held Tom and had a toothbrush sharpened to a weapon against his throat and ready to butt-rape. The police storm in and the prisoner said that they have taken over the prison. Tom snaps and shouts out, "YOU CAN'T HAVE MY BOOTY" and pushes the guy off of him and ran the hell out of there.
*Meanwhile the prison is in total lock down and riots are in effect. Tom runs to the phone and calls 911 and begs for help. But the operator laughs and asks if he's gotten raped yet.
*Tom calls Sara. Wow. What a sobbing bitching bitch.
*The prisoners are mad that Tom got away...they wanted his booty. But apparently to some, getting booty is more important than the execution of the plan.
*Ruckus begs for the white children's safety...the prisoners want nothing to do with any children. They are not priests. *insert amused laugh here* Huey tells them since they're holding hostages to take advantage of the situation and negotiate. The prisoners agree that they want tot make a change. Ruckus said "Baboon-Bama" will be in here soon. One of the prisoners threatened Ruckus with rape. Ruckus apologizes for his outburst.
*Tom is scared for his life but at the same time wants to go back to save the boys. Sara is pleading to him not to be a hero. Bravery isn't his thing.
*4 prisoners are deciding...and this was a ghetto version of the U.S. congress. Same amount of bullshit, but with more cussing and held in a prison. Huey writes down all of their demands (which mostly consists bitches and all kinds of bitches).
*Demands continue and Tom was able to sneak Ruckus and the white children out. Huey suggests to discontinue the use of prison labor to private companies...but the prisoners fuck it up.
*Back in the negotiation room, the prisoners notice that the rest of them (minus Huey and Riley) are gone. And once in a safe zone, they were going to get the children and Tom and Ruckus out of there when they see that Huey and Riley are not there. Ruckus pretty much left them. Figure this was the best for them. Tom goes back. Ruckus yells at him not to go.
*Tom is trying to find the boys and somehow ends up in the showers. And keeps on saying his booty is his and no one else's. One of the prisoners corners him in the showers and throws soap at him. In a sopping wet fight, Tom manages him to free from the prisoner's grasp of his booty. So he is able to escape un-raped. Fought back, yes he did.
*Back in the other room, Riley is pissed they ditched him and his brother. The prisoners are mad that the plan is fucking up. So they decided to do the honorable thing and bailout from the hostage. One of the prisoners sits there next to Huey, talking about what he could have done with his life. Guess he'll spend the rest of his life raping niggas in prison.
*Tom returns and find Huey and Riley alone in the room. Tom now feels okay. Riley busts his balls about ditching them in the first place. Riley started on a bitch-rant.
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My, my, my, I revisit to Tom's old phobia from season 1. Though in the first season, Tom was just in holding for a crime he didn't commit. Well this episode was pretty good. Kind of got out of hand with the prisoners trying to get Tom to undress. As for next week's episode, I didn't really see a preview at all anywhere. So perhaps they're taking a week off because of Independence Day. Who knows? If there's one next week I'll see you then. If not, then I'm enjoying this break.