haha i was amused...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last week I helped bumblebee83 across the street (6 points). Last Saturday I helped ramtrumpet see the light (8 points). Last Wednesday I stole darcy616's purse (-30 points). In April I set crazywhiterain's puppy on fire (-66 points).
Overall, I've been nice (618 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!
Sincerely,
missy_cricket