Baseball memes ftw <3
stole from blinding_voip. But skipping some... because I'm really not THAT knowledgable. And using mostly current players, cause I'm not that caught up on my baseball history.
Basically, say that you HAD to get a player tee from each of the 30 MLB teams. You can get a current or retired player.
EDIT: I totally thought I was just picking my favorite player(s) from each team, not who I'd want a t-shirt of. Oops, oh well.
Baltimore Orioles: Cal Ripken, Jr.
Boston Red Sox: Jason Bay
New York Yankees: Nick Swisher. the only yankee I can stand duhhh
Tampa Bay Rays: Evan Longoria
Toronto Blue Jays: I ACTUALLY LOVE THE BLUE JAYS, but I don't really know the individual players, ahem. I'll say Lyle Overbay.
Cleveland Indians: Meh. Skipping
Chicago White Sox: THE WHOLE DAMN TEAM. Mark Buehrle, Jim Thome, A.J. Pierzynski... EVERYONE
Detroit Tigers: RICK PORCELLO. What a beast. lmao
Kansas City Royals: David Cook. Oh wait, he's not actually a player? Seems like he is, ahaha. Ok ok, Zack Greinke I guess.
Minnesota Twins: Joe Mauer, probably
Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim: Uhhh Mike Napoli. yeah, go catcher! (?)
Oakland A's: Scott Hairston. And Dan Haren from his A's days, he looked damn good in those colors.
Seattle Mariners: Ichiro Suzuki. That was probably the easiest choice to make.
Texas Rangers: Ian Kinsler
Atlanta Braves: Adam LaRoche with Chipper Jones close second
Florida Marlins: JORGE FUCKING CANTU. ♥ Cody Ross verrrrrry close 2nd
New York Mets: Jeff Francoeur, probably
Philadelphia Phillies: You mean I have to choose?! Not happening. Ok, fine. Jayson Werth, by a nose hair. Then Chase Utley, Shane Victorino, Cole Hamels...
Washington Natinals: ZIMMERMAN. Also one of the easiest choices to make. ♥
Chicago Cubs: Mark Grace, when he was a Cub
Cincinnati Reds: Pete Rose is probably my favorite player of all time, so yeah. From modern times, definitely Joey Votto. CANADIANS FTW!
Houston Astros: Pudge Rodriguez and Lance Berkman, tie.
Milwaukee Brewers: Mike Cameron is pretty bad ass?
Pittsburgh Pirates: Garrett Jones, and Andrew McCutchen cause he actually looks like a Pirate and it makes me laugh.
St Louis Cardinals: Yadier Molina. Who has a thing for Catchers? I do!
Arizona Diamondbacks: It's kinda mandatory that I say Stephen Drew, right? Mark Reynolds and Dan Haren are also my faves, and Justin Upton when he's healthy (he'll be a huge star one day, I believe that). But believe it or not my all-time favorite Diamondback is probably Junior Spivey. It really makes me sad that he's not playing major league ball anymore. :/
Colorado Rockies: Brad Hawpe
Los Angeles Dodgers: Ughhh... skipping, sorry. Just can't bring myself to pick any of the Dodgers.
San Diego Padres: CHASE HEADLEY. Reasoning? I has none.
San Francisco Giants: Timmy. Except for when he's pitching against us (Dbacks) *shudders*
JUST LIKE I THOUGHT, that took me way too long. I really need to get to know other teams' rosters better. :/
Basically, say that you HAD to get a player tee from each of the 30 MLB teams. You can get a current or retired player.
EDIT: I totally thought I was just picking my favorite player(s) from each team, not who I'd want a t-shirt of. Oops, oh well.
Baltimore Orioles: Cal Ripken, Jr.
Boston Red Sox: Jason Bay
New York Yankees: Nick Swisher. the only yankee I can stand duhhh
Tampa Bay Rays: Evan Longoria
Toronto Blue Jays: I ACTUALLY LOVE THE BLUE JAYS, but I don't really know the individual players, ahem. I'll say Lyle Overbay.
Cleveland Indians: Meh. Skipping
Chicago White Sox: THE WHOLE DAMN TEAM. Mark Buehrle, Jim Thome, A.J. Pierzynski... EVERYONE
Detroit Tigers: RICK PORCELLO. What a beast. lmao
Kansas City Royals: David Cook. Oh wait, he's not actually a player? Seems like he is, ahaha. Ok ok, Zack Greinke I guess.
Minnesota Twins: Joe Mauer, probably
Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim: Uhhh Mike Napoli. yeah, go catcher! (?)
Oakland A's: Scott Hairston. And Dan Haren from his A's days, he looked damn good in those colors.
Seattle Mariners: Ichiro Suzuki. That was probably the easiest choice to make.
Texas Rangers: Ian Kinsler
Atlanta Braves: Adam LaRoche with Chipper Jones close second
Florida Marlins: JORGE FUCKING CANTU. ♥ Cody Ross verrrrrry close 2nd
New York Mets: Jeff Francoeur, probably
Philadelphia Phillies: You mean I have to choose?! Not happening. Ok, fine. Jayson Werth, by a nose hair. Then Chase Utley, Shane Victorino, Cole Hamels...
Washington Natinals: ZIMMERMAN. Also one of the easiest choices to make. ♥
Chicago Cubs: Mark Grace, when he was a Cub
Cincinnati Reds: Pete Rose is probably my favorite player of all time, so yeah. From modern times, definitely Joey Votto. CANADIANS FTW!
Houston Astros: Pudge Rodriguez and Lance Berkman, tie.
Milwaukee Brewers: Mike Cameron is pretty bad ass?
Pittsburgh Pirates: Garrett Jones, and Andrew McCutchen cause he actually looks like a Pirate and it makes me laugh.
St Louis Cardinals: Yadier Molina. Who has a thing for Catchers? I do!
Arizona Diamondbacks: It's kinda mandatory that I say Stephen Drew, right? Mark Reynolds and Dan Haren are also my faves, and Justin Upton when he's healthy (he'll be a huge star one day, I believe that). But believe it or not my all-time favorite Diamondback is probably Junior Spivey. It really makes me sad that he's not playing major league ball anymore. :/
Colorado Rockies: Brad Hawpe
Los Angeles Dodgers: Ughhh... skipping, sorry. Just can't bring myself to pick any of the Dodgers.
San Diego Padres: CHASE HEADLEY. Reasoning? I has none.
San Francisco Giants: Timmy. Except for when he's pitching against us (Dbacks) *shudders*
JUST LIKE I THOUGHT, that took me way too long. I really need to get to know other teams' rosters better. :/