"Burgers to people's cars" or "NOW can Kate die?"
Lost = Hilarious wank. Seriously. I was cracking up at all the idiocy. Coincidence? Or FATE?
Eko taking a 40 day vow of silence for killing two people in self-defence but feeling that killing four people in his brother's church was just what he needed to do to survive = Lost writers apparently taking a similar vow of silence when it comes to talking to one another about the characters.
Tailies = Okay, so they introduced them......why?
The "Others" = WTF?
Henry Gale Fenry Benjamin Linus Benry Whateverthefuck = So.... a Doctor falls out of the sky and you have to break him in order to get him to help you? Because, you know, just asking nicely never works. Oh, nononononono.
Juliet's giant flashcards To Kill a Mockingbird = How very "Love Actually" of her. Only, you know, she's asking Jack to kill someone rather than confessing her undying affection.
That dude beating up on Sawyer for Sun killing Colleen = Lost making perfect sense. Only not. Speaking of which.....
Sun & Jin = Wait, where are they?
Paolo = Official potty tester. It's a dirty job. But someone's gotta do it.
Guy with an eye patch = ZOMG! It must be his eye they found in The Arrow! Me not caring.
Skate = Something my mom wore in high school while delivering burgers to people's cars.
Kate = Ugliest, skinniest, most manipulative bitch EVER. Not to mention the worst fictional character EVER.
Monica Kate again Monica = Okay. So I get that Kate runs. It's what she does. But the build-up to her running from Kevin was TERRIBLY written. I mean, was Taco Night really that bad? Also: See "Kate." (above)
"I love you" = What Sawyer says to every woman he has sex with. Except Ana Lucia after their madhotjunglesex. She must be special for some reason....
Sex on Lost = Death to woman involved. Sawyer knows this for a fact. Now can Kate die?
Skate Sex = Sawyer wishing it was Ana Lucia while trying to do away with Kate. Two birds. One stone. Yay for Sawyer!
Walkie-Talkie = Me totally thinking Jack was going to ask Kate if Sawyer was any good. For his own reference, really.
Jack = Complete and total idiot. But we've known that for a while, now.
Rain = DRAMA!!! (Got it folks? This is DRAMATIC!)
February 17th (or whenever it is Lost comes back on) = ZOMG THAT'S TOO LONG A WAIT See "Guy with an eye patch."
Comedy Central = The only thing that will allow me to sleep tonight after the most disgusting sight & worst writing I've ever seen in my life.
On a related note - [subliminal message]madhotjunglesex![/subliminal message] - I could use a beta reader. Preferably someone who is familiar with Lost season two, or who doesn't care about spoilers for said season. And, for good measure, I'll pimp it again. madhotjunglesex
And now, I must shower.
♥
Eko taking a 40 day vow of silence for killing two people in self-defence but feeling that killing four people in his brother's church was just what he needed to do to survive = Lost writers apparently taking a similar vow of silence when it comes to talking to one another about the characters.
Tailies = Okay, so they introduced them......why?
The "Others" = WTF?
Henry Gale Fenry Benjamin Linus Benry Whateverthefuck = So.... a Doctor falls out of the sky and you have to break him in order to get him to help you? Because, you know, just asking nicely never works. Oh, nononononono.
Juliet's giant flashcards To Kill a Mockingbird = How very "Love Actually" of her. Only, you know, she's asking Jack to kill someone rather than confessing her undying affection.
That dude beating up on Sawyer for Sun killing Colleen = Lost making perfect sense. Only not. Speaking of which.....
Sun & Jin = Wait, where are they?
Paolo = Official potty tester. It's a dirty job. But someone's gotta do it.
Guy with an eye patch = ZOMG! It must be his eye they found in The Arrow! Me not caring.
Skate = Something my mom wore in high school while delivering burgers to people's cars.
Kate = Ugliest, skinniest, most manipulative bitch EVER. Not to mention the worst fictional character EVER.
Monica Kate again Monica = Okay. So I get that Kate runs. It's what she does. But the build-up to her running from Kevin was TERRIBLY written. I mean, was Taco Night really that bad? Also: See "Kate." (above)
"I love you" = What Sawyer says to every woman he has sex with. Except Ana Lucia after their madhotjunglesex. She must be special for some reason....
Sex on Lost = Death to woman involved. Sawyer knows this for a fact. Now can Kate die?
Skate Sex = Sawyer wishing it was Ana Lucia while trying to do away with Kate. Two birds. One stone. Yay for Sawyer!
Walkie-Talkie = Me totally thinking Jack was going to ask Kate if Sawyer was any good. For his own reference, really.
Jack = Complete and total idiot. But we've known that for a while, now.
Rain = DRAMA!!! (Got it folks? This is DRAMATIC!)
February 17th (or whenever it is Lost comes back on) = ZOMG THAT'S TOO LONG A WAIT See "Guy with an eye patch."
Comedy Central = The only thing that will allow me to sleep tonight after the most disgusting sight & worst writing I've ever seen in my life.
On a related note - [subliminal message]madhotjunglesex![/subliminal message] - I could use a beta reader. Preferably someone who is familiar with Lost season two, or who doesn't care about spoilers for said season. And, for good measure, I'll pimp it again. madhotjunglesex
And now, I must shower.
♥