"Complicated and touchy" or "Whose walk is this"
Surprise interview in a few hours that I just found out about a few hours ago at the Madison Foundation. It's a non-profit organization in Santa Monica that helps families with sick kids. I am a little worried, though, because it supports pro-life foundations, and I feel a little uneasy about taking a job from a company that's so involved in that type of thing. It's a very complicated and touchy issues, and I guess I'd call my self pro-choice, and anti abortion. Meaning, I'd rather people who don't want children not get pregnant in the first place, and practice safe sex, or even abstinance, but I don't think women should be denied the choice, and I really don't think anyone takes that kind of decision lightly. It's complicated. I'll just have to see what they say at the interview.
On the up side, though, they've got a dog in the office, which'll be great, as I've been going through puppy-withdrawal ever since Prince died. In light of this, I offer you this funniness Dad sent me today:
Top 10 dog peeves about humans
1. Blaming your farts on me...not funny...not funny at all!
2. Yelling at me for barking...I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG!
3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...stop it!
5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
6. The slight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo -- what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
7. Taking me to the vet for the "big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet. (Actually, Prince could "shake" just fine!)
9. Dog sweaters. Hello? Haven't you noticed the fur?
10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.
Wish me luck!
"missy42"
On the up side, though, they've got a dog in the office, which'll be great, as I've been going through puppy-withdrawal ever since Prince died. In light of this, I offer you this funniness Dad sent me today:
Top 10 dog peeves about humans
1. Blaming your farts on me...not funny...not funny at all!
2. Yelling at me for barking...I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG!
3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...stop it!
5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
6. The slight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo -- what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
7. Taking me to the vet for the "big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet. (Actually, Prince could "shake" just fine!)
9. Dog sweaters. Hello? Haven't you noticed the fur?
10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.
Wish me luck!
"missy42"