(no subject)
( ) smoked a cigarette
( ) smoked a cigar
( ) stolen a car
(x) peed in the street while intoxicated
( ) used someone for sex
(X) used a fake name
(X) pretended to be foriegn
( ) spit in someone's food
(x) paid for a meal with coins
(x) left a restaurant without paying
(X) dumped someone in public
(X) shoplifted
( ) been fired
( ) been in a fist fight
( ) been arrested
(X) made out with a stranger
( ) slept with a teacher ( I wish ) ( juuuust kidding )
(x) slept with a co-worker
( ) slept with a friend's significant other
( ) slept with a married person
(X) had/have a crush on one of your MYSPACE friends
( ) snuck into a concert
(X) had sex in your parent's bed ( well, THEIR parents bed, same thing. )
( ) thrown up in a bar
( ) been thrown out of a bar
( ) purposely set a part of yourself on fire
( ) killed an animal
(X) tripped someone on purpose
( ) slam danced
( ) laughed at a funeral
(X) laughed at another's misfortune
( ) laughed at a retarded person
( ) pretended to be a retarded person
( ) taken painkillers for recreation
( ) stolen grandma's painkillers
( ) taken illegal drugs
(x) used a fake ID
( ) robbed someone
( ) done a keg stand
(X) pet a reindeer/goat
(x) ran a red light
( ) been suspended from school
( ) been expelled from school
( ) caused a car accident
(X) lied to your mom
(X) skinny dipped
( ) streaked
( ) cow-tipped
( ) ding-dong-ditched
( ) drunk-dialed
( ) tee-peed a house
(X) cried to get your way
( ) played "doctor"
( ) played "chicken"
( ) played "bloody-knuckles"
(X) recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers
(X) done something you are deeply ashamed of
(X) made prank phone calls
( ) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
( ) told a cop off
( ) had sex in the woods ( does a park count? )
(X) told on someone to get out of trouble
( ) asked someone out on a dare
(X) seduced someone
(x) stood someone up
( ) called someone "fat" and/or "ugly" to their face
( ) crashed a car
(x) crashed a party
(x) crashed a wedding
( ) traveled more than 5 days with a car full of people
( ) drove drunk
( ) cheated on a significant other
( ) jumped off a bridge
(X) screamed "penis" in a crowded area
( ) ate dog food
(X) told a complete stranger you loved them
(x) swore in front of grandma
(X) own a little black dress
(X) glued yourself to something
( ) eaten glue
( ) sniffed glue
( ) got your toungue stuck to a pole
( ) ate a bug
( ) called a naughty 1-900 number
(X) watched porn
( ) made porn
( ) dropped stuff on people from a rooftop
( ) had sex in church
(X) lied to a priest
(X) screamed at the top of your lungs
(X) gotten slapped
( ) knocked someone's fort down
(X) stayed up all night
( ) didnt shower for a week
( ) let someone step in dog poo
(X) gone into work still drunk from the night before
( ) peed in a pool
( ) pushed someone into a pool
(X) held someone's head underwater
(X) mooned/flashed someone
(X) had someone moon/flash you
(X) cheated on a test
( ) called someone by the wrong name in bed
( ) made out with your pillow
(X) faked an orgasm -
( ) walked around your house naked
(x) been kicked out of your house
REPOST AND PUT AN X IN WHAT YOU'VE DONE!!
( ) smoked a cigar
( ) stolen a car
(x) peed in the street while intoxicated
( ) used someone for sex
(X) used a fake name
(X) pretended to be foriegn
( ) spit in someone's food
(x) paid for a meal with coins
(x) left a restaurant without paying
(X) dumped someone in public
(X) shoplifted
( ) been fired
( ) been in a fist fight
( ) been arrested
(X) made out with a stranger
( ) slept with a teacher ( I wish ) ( juuuust kidding )
(x) slept with a co-worker
( ) slept with a friend's significant other
( ) slept with a married person
(X) had/have a crush on one of your MYSPACE friends
( ) snuck into a concert
(X) had sex in your parent's bed ( well, THEIR parents bed, same thing. )
( ) thrown up in a bar
( ) been thrown out of a bar
( ) purposely set a part of yourself on fire
( ) killed an animal
(X) tripped someone on purpose
( ) slam danced
( ) laughed at a funeral
(X) laughed at another's misfortune
( ) laughed at a retarded person
( ) pretended to be a retarded person
( ) taken painkillers for recreation
( ) stolen grandma's painkillers
( ) taken illegal drugs
(x) used a fake ID
( ) robbed someone
( ) done a keg stand
(X) pet a reindeer/goat
(x) ran a red light
( ) been suspended from school
( ) been expelled from school
( ) caused a car accident
(X) lied to your mom
(X) skinny dipped
( ) streaked
( ) cow-tipped
( ) ding-dong-ditched
( ) drunk-dialed
( ) tee-peed a house
(X) cried to get your way
( ) played "doctor"
( ) played "chicken"
( ) played "bloody-knuckles"
(X) recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers
(X) done something you are deeply ashamed of
(X) made prank phone calls
( ) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
( ) told a cop off
( ) had sex in the woods ( does a park count? )
(X) told on someone to get out of trouble
( ) asked someone out on a dare
(X) seduced someone
(x) stood someone up
( ) called someone "fat" and/or "ugly" to their face
( ) crashed a car
(x) crashed a party
(x) crashed a wedding
( ) traveled more than 5 days with a car full of people
( ) drove drunk
( ) cheated on a significant other
( ) jumped off a bridge
(X) screamed "penis" in a crowded area
( ) ate dog food
(X) told a complete stranger you loved them
(x) swore in front of grandma
(X) own a little black dress
(X) glued yourself to something
( ) eaten glue
( ) sniffed glue
( ) got your toungue stuck to a pole
( ) ate a bug
( ) called a naughty 1-900 number
(X) watched porn
( ) made porn
( ) dropped stuff on people from a rooftop
( ) had sex in church
(X) lied to a priest
(X) screamed at the top of your lungs
(X) gotten slapped
( ) knocked someone's fort down
(X) stayed up all night
( ) didnt shower for a week
( ) let someone step in dog poo
(X) gone into work still drunk from the night before
( ) peed in a pool
( ) pushed someone into a pool
(X) held someone's head underwater
(X) mooned/flashed someone
(X) had someone moon/flash you
(X) cheated on a test
( ) called someone by the wrong name in bed
( ) made out with your pillow
(X) faked an orgasm -
( ) walked around your house naked
(x) been kicked out of your house
REPOST AND PUT AN X IN WHAT YOU'VE DONE!!