Why do I never do these around Christmas?
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Sunday mezzopianoforte and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Wednesday I gave jettakd a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Monday I gave rippleffects a kidney (1000 points). In July I broke bishthemighty's X-Box (-12 points). In February I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1633 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
missxcellophane