natural born KILLER
I JUST KILLED THE LARGEST HOUSEHOLD ALIEN KNOWN TO MAN. IT WAS RIDICULOUS! VICIOUS! AND 3 FEET (inches) LONG! WITH A TAIL LIKE A SCORPION AND ANTLERS LIKE A REINDEER! ladies and gentelmen, watch out! there is a new alien in town... was... its dead now. but JUST BE GLAD THAT IT WAS KILLED BEFORE IT COULD PRODUCE SPAWN! THE HORROR THE HORROR! right now its carcass is being held in an AIR TIGHT GLADWARE container with a "Grocery Shopping Guide" book - at the site of death. the world as we know it is safe again.
IN OTHER NEWS OMFG! SECRETS ARE THE GREATEST! SO IS WEDNESDAY NIGHT GT (GIRL TALK YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN;^) and for all you fools out there i have 4 words: i told you so.<3