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metaallu and me went into overdrive. Enjoy the porn fruits of our labor!
[08:35:38] Missy: i think its more, lets say tony had a really annoying one night stand
[08:32:03] Metaallu: Hey, do you think everyone on the planet like dirty talk? or, at least, most people?
[08:32:12] Metaallu: cause that would probably make sense
[08:32:27] Metaallu: this is such a weird convo lol
[08:32:41] Missy: OH I DONT KNOW I KIND OF FIND IT INTERESTING
[08:32:47] Missy: I MEAN AS LONG AS YOU LEARN STUFF
[08:32:55] Missy: ITS ALL FOR THE GREATER GOOO
[08:33:01] Missy: ...
[08:33:06] Missy: *GOOD
[08:33:11] Metaallu: GOOOOOOO
[08:33:18] Missy: AND BY GREATER GOOD I MEAN BETTER PORN
[08:33:23] Metaallu: LMAO
[08:33:42] Missy: i don't know about the dirty talk
[08:33:56] Missy: i gues it depends how... empatic? you are
[08:33:58] Metaallu: hmm
[08:34:04] Metaallu: well
[08:34:10] Missy: and how much you actuall like your partner?
[08:34:14] Metaallu: and it has to be done right, too, of course.
[08:34:23] Metaallu: if it's silly-sounding, then.....
[08:34:29] Missy: problably thats the most important part, liking your partner
[08:34:37] Metaallu: well for me
[08:34:40] Metaallu: fic is basically
[08:34:41] Metaallu: dirty talk
[08:34:44] Metaallu: so
[08:34:46] Metaallu: (nerd);
[08:34:46] Missy: hahaha
[08:34:51] Metaallu: that doesn't really factor in there rofl
[08:34:53] Missy: lmao
[08:34:58] Metaallu: but I guess it has to be eloquent
[08:35:08] Metaallu: I AM SO FULL OF MYSELF
[08:35:14] Missy: NOOOO''
[08:35:14] Metaallu: "no. this porn is not eloquent enough"
[08:35:19] Metaallu: "I do not enjoy it."
[08:35:21] Metaallu: xDD
[08:35:38] Missy: i think its more, lets say tony had a really annoying one night stand
[08:35:54] Missy: he's kind of angry and all he wants is to get off and leave
[08:35:59] Missy: AND SHE JUST KEEP TALKING
[08:36:06] Metaallu: I like that we're using Tony for this analogy 8D
[08:36:15] Missy: he's like, im gonna stuff your face full of my dick
[08:36:21] Missy: JUST TO GET YOU TO SHUT UP
[08:36:27] Missy: FOR FUCK SAKE
[08:36:35] Metaallu: ....
[08:36:36] Metaallu: LOL
[08:36:40] Metaallu: hewould
[08:37:05] Missy: she's like, oh you like that, oh yeah, you're so biig
[08:37:20] Missy: oh that really turns me on, do that again
[08:37:21] Missy: oh tony, oh yea
[08:37:28] Metaallu: *SNORT*
[08:37:35] Missy: and he's like AAARGH
[08:37:37] Missy: YOU DO NOT KNOW ME
[08:37:39] Metaallu: that sounds like a rly bad porno
[08:37:44] Missy: EXCACTLY
[08:38:04] Missy: he's also like, I KNOW HOW TO DO THIS
[08:38:05] Missy: I AM AN ARTIST
[08:38:11] Metaallu: skaldfjlfjlsdf
[08:38:12] Metaallu: OPSFKL;DKF OH MY GOD
[08:38:16] Metaallu: LOL
[08:38:16] Missy: YOU DO NOT NEED TO TELL ME HOW TO FUCK YOU
[08:38:16] Metaallu: YOU WIN
[08:38:29] Missy: *bows*
[08:38:43] Missy: and then he
[08:38:47] Missy: hes just like
[08:38:54] Missy: OK IM GONNA GET THE GAFFA TAPE
[08:39:02] Missy: OR STUFF MY TIE IN YOUR MOUT
[08:39:15] Missy: LAKGJÆROJG SHUT UUUUP
[08:39:33] Missy: and she's all OH SO KINKY TONY OH YEAH I LIKE THAT TOOO
[08:39:41] Metaallu: kdsljfjldf
[08:39:43] Metaallu: he's never going to get off
[08:39:46] Missy: and he's all TIE
[08:39:47] Metaallu: ever.
[08:39:47] Missy: NOW
[08:39:58] Metaallu: JUST RUN TONY
[08:39:59] Metaallu: RUN
[08:40:00] Metaallu: TO STEVE
[08:40:06] Metaallu: AND HIS BIG HANDSOME ARMS
[08:40:08] Metaallu: AND AWESOME DICK
[08:40:22] Missy: in the end he ties her up, stuff his tie in her mouth, jerks of on her
[08:40:30] Missy: untie her and leaves
[08:40:35] Metaallu: so classy
[08:40:37] Missy: NO ORGASM FOR YOU
[08:40:50] Metaallu: BAD LAYS DON'T GET ORGASMS
[08:41:00] Missy: and then he goes home to avengers towe/ mansion
[08:41:13] Missy: and steve is on the couch watching, idek a lifetime movie
[08:41:29] Missy: and tony gets a beer and sits down with a sigh
[08:41:31] Metaallu: I am really, really enjoying this analogy. This is a great analogy.
[08:41:48] Missy: and steve asks, of course, and tony is all YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW
[08:42:00] Missy: but then he gets even more drunk
[08:42:05] Missy: and starts telling
[08:42:23] Missy: and steve is equally mortified and in stiches with laugther
[08:42:37] Missy: like, he almost turns over the couch, lauging
[08:42:41] Metaallu: I would be, too. YOUR LIFE, TONY. YOUR. LIFE.
[08:43:09] Missy: and tony is like, i do enjoy those things, dirty talk and a bit of bondage
[08:43:15] Missy: BUT ONLY DONE RIGTH
[08:43:26] Missy: and then there's like awkward silence
[08:43:35] Missy: AND THEN YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS
[08:43:54] Metaallu: I DO
[08:43:59] Metaallu: IT IS FILTHY
[08:44:00] Missy: TELL ME ABOUT IT
[08:44:01] Metaallu: AND WONDERFUL 8D
[08:44:09] Metaallu: LOOOOOL
[08:44:20] Metaallu: oh god rofl
[08:44:32] Metaallu: I would get flustered if I tried to tell you about it, my dear
[08:44:40] Missy: HAHA, OK
[08:44:44] Missy: I WILL DO IT THEN
[08:44:58] Metaallu: I WILL CONTRIBUTE IF I THINK OF ANYTHING
[08:45:00] Missy: so steve is really hisitant and the silence just stretches
[08:45:05] Missy: and then he asks
[08:45:11] Missy: was this the tie you used
[08:45:18] Metaallu: because he's curious, you know
[08:45:19] Metaallu: just curious
[08:45:21] Metaallu: that's all
[08:45:31] Metaallu: of course. just curious >.>
[08:45:33] Missy: and his voice comes out lower and huskier than intended'
[08:45:43] Missy: and he sees how tony's eyes are just blown
[08:45:50] Missy: and he's panting
[08:45:56] Metaallu: because Tony likes that tone. Oh yes he does.
[08:46:07] Missy: and steve DID NOT EXPECT THAT
[08:46:21] Missy: but he continues
[08:46:35] Missy: taking the tie were its draped around tony's nec
[08:47:03] Missy: and puts it over his mouth
[08:47:11] Metaallu: hee *u*
[08:47:16] Missy: and knots it really tight
[08:47:22] Missy: then he takes of his belt
[08:47:37] Missy: and ties tony's hands behind his back
[08:47:54] Missy: and he keeps looking tony in the eye
[08:47:58] Missy: looking for a no
[08:48:00] Missy: and he asks
[08:48:08] Missy: shake you head if you don't want this
[08:48:19] Missy: and we'll never talk about it again, promise
[08:48:28] Missy: but tony just keeps staring at him
[08:48:34] Missy: pantig behind the tie
[08:48:41] Missy: flushing and sweating
[08:48:56] Missy: so steve arranges him better on the couce
[08:49:10] Missy: opens his pants and gets them out of the way
[08:49:17] Missy: poolng around tony's ankles
[08:49:24] Missy: and steve gets on his knees
[08:49:52] Missy: but first he removes the coffee table, not kicking or showing
[08:50:05] Missy: just like he isnt' in a hurry or anything
[08:50:24] Missy: and then he just stands there, looking down at tony
[08:50:26] Metaallu: which just makes Tony want it even more, of course.
[08:50:33] Missy: oh yes
[08:50:42] Missy: and steves starts talking
[08:50:48] Metaallu: <333
[08:50:53] Missy: telling tony how good he looks
[08:50:59] Missy: how eager he is
[08:51:03] Missy: just for steve
[08:51:17] Missy: and that steve is going to take care of him now
[08:51:26] Missy: and that if tony doesn't want this anymore
[08:51:41] Missy: or if he does something wrong
[08:51:48] Missy: tony should just nudge him away
[08:51:55] Missy: and steve will stop
[08:52:00] Missy: COS SAFEWORDS ARE IMPORTANT, BRO
[08:52:11] Missy: and then he gets on his knees
[08:52:16] Missy: and tony's so hard
[08:52:34] Missy: and there's precum allready
[08:52:44] Missy: withc steve tells him is really hot
[08:53:00] Missy: and he just starts to tracing his dick with a single finger
[08:53:05] Missy: looking tony in the eyes
[08:53:18] Missy: and he does this for a long time
[08:53:24] Missy: just teasing
[08:53:31] Missy: and tony would beg
[08:53:44] Missy: he's making these small sounds behind the gag
[08:54:10] Metaallu: and probably squirming his hips
[08:54:16] Missy: oh yes
[08:54:18] Metaallu: because Steve is a damn tease
[08:54:28] Missy: and steve is telling him how good he is
[08:54:32] Missy: so eager
[08:54:37] Missy: so beatiful
[08:54:51] Metaallu: which is way way hotter than Tony will ever admit because he likes to feel wanted and special
[08:55:05] Missy: and at that tony just looks to the side, breaks eyecontact
[08:55:17] Missy: and steve puts a hand on his jaw
[08:55:24] Missy: and makes him look at him again
[08:55:31] Missy: and tells him tat, he is
[08:55:33] Missy: he really is
[08:55:44] Missy: and then he puts his dick in his mouth
[08:55:51] Missy: just the head
[08:55:57] Missy: and he doesnt move yet
[08:56:03] Missy: he just stays there
[08:56:14] Missy: and tony is keening behind the gag
[08:56:48] Missy: and steve just stays ther for what feels like a really long time, petting tonys legs
[08:57:02] Missy: running his hands over them
[08:57:12] Missy: and finally, finally he starts moving
[08:57:14] Missy: soooo slow
[08:57:21] Metaallu: <33333
[08:57:41] Missy: speedng up so slowly
[08:57:54] Missy: but when tony finally reaches the edge
[08:57:57] Missy: steve stops
[08:58:08] Missy: removes his mouth
[08:58:21] Missy: and like waits a couple of minute
[08:58:26] Missy: kissing tonys belly
[08:58:27] Missy: his face
[08:58:30] Missy: his throat
[08:58:37] Missy: and then he continues
[08:58:44] Missy: sucking tonys cock
[08:58:51] Missy: and this happens like, threee times
[08:58:59] Metaallu: and by the third time
[08:59:00] Missy: and tony is soo soo desperate
[08:59:05] Missy: he's just, gone
[08:59:10] Metaallu: keening
[08:59:14] Metaallu: eyes glazed over
[08:59:22] Missy: and when steve finally lets him come
[08:59:30] Missy: he doesnt eve speed up
[08:59:36] Missy: he just does it sooo slow
[08:59:42] Missy: and tony just....
[08:59:53] Missy: he's just floeating for the longest time
[09:00:11] Missy: not blacking otu COS THAT DOESNT REALLY HAPPEN IN REAL LIFE, BRO
[09:00:22] Metaallu: lmao
[09:00:39] Missy: but it just takes so long time before he can move
[09:00:48] Metaallu: maybe if you have low blood pressure and you've been at for hours? (nerd) probably not even then
[09:00:48] Missy: and steve just pets him trhough it
[09:01:00] Metaallu: because Steve is a gentleman like that
[09:01:09] Missy: and talks a bit
[09:01:19] Missy: but mostly he just murmurs to tony
[09:01:24] Missy: and holds him
[09:01:32] Missy: and when tony starts comming back
[09:01:37] Missy: he picks him up
[09:01:41] Missy: still tied up
[09:01:49] Missy: and goes to steve's bedroom
[09:02:10] Missy: (its like four in the morning, thats why there's alone)
[09:02:16] Missy: and he unties tony
[09:02:21] Metaallu: (of course, of course)
[09:02:23] Missy: and puts him to bed
[09:02:44] Missy: and takes his clothes off and goes to bed himself,
[09:02:51] Missy: and just holds him
[09:02:54] Missy: and pets him
[09:03:09] Missy: and tony is still too far out of it to even think of getting steve off
[09:03:15] Missy: but steve can wait
[09:03:20] Missy: he's patient like that
[09:03:26] Metaallu: (such a gentleman, Steve is: he ties you up, gags you and blows you, and then cuddles you and puts you to bed afterwards)
[09:03:31] Missy: oh yes
[09:03:34] Missy: that's steve
[09:03:41] Metaallu: always a gentleman
[09:03:48] Metaallu: he'll take care of you, tony
[09:03:53] Metaallu: he'll take very good care of you
[09:03:56] Missy: and like, he can see how much tony needs somethign like this
[09:04:03] Missy: and then they sleep
[09:04:07] Missy: and in the morning, slow fucking
[09:04:20] Metaallu: skjdklfj *STAMP OF APPROVAL FOREVER*
[09:04:22] Missy: steve fucking himself on tony?
[09:04:40] Missy: or fucking hm?
[09:04:42] Missy: him
[09:04:48] Metaallu: I think
[09:04:53] Missy: the jury is still up on that one
[09:05:04] Metaallu: Steve ties him to the headboard with that tie, then takes him, slowly and patiently
[09:05:09] Missy: oh yes
[09:05:14] Metaallu: ignoring him if he begs, just going at his own pace
[09:05:24] Missy: oh ys
[09:05:38] Missy: and keeping him on the edge
[09:05:42] Missy: for so long
[09:06:09] Metaallu: til the tie around his wrists is damp with sweat
[09:06:14] Missy: aæokjgawpøjrg
[09:06:36] Metaallu: and only when he stops begging
[09:06:40] Metaallu: when the stops whining
[09:06:47] Metaallu: when he just lies there and lets Steve have him
[09:06:58] Metaallu: ONLY THEN does Steve let him orgasm
[09:07:02] Metaallu: :D
[09:07:08] Missy: (and then they finally for breakast / lunch, no one is in any doubt about what's happened
[09:07:18] Missy: cos tony is obviously all fucked out
[09:07:23] Missy: and steve is soooo smug
[09:07:30] Missy: and like, feeding tony
[09:07:40] Metaallu: and Tony is like a contented cat
[09:07:47] Missy: and touching tony all the time
[09:07:55] Metaallu: when normally he is the bitchiest bitch to ever bitch in the mornings
[09:08:01] Missy: and just LOOKING at tony
[09:08:02] Missy: glowing
[09:08:10] Metaallu: and everyone else
[09:08:13] Metaallu: is like
[09:08:13] Metaallu: FINALLY.
[09:08:18] Missy: nooo
[09:08:21] Missy: theyr lik o0
[09:08:30] Metaallu: LOL
[09:08:36] Metaallu: Natasha is ttly like finally
[09:08:43] Metaallu: because she's Natasha
[09:08:48] Missy: cos in this versy, steve and tony = bros
[09:09:00] Missy: the broest bros to ever bor
[09:09:01] Missy: bro
[09:09:11] Missy: manly bicker
[09:09:15] Missy: no innuendos
[09:09:30] Metaallu: lol
[09:09:31] Missy: cos tony had just buried so far down
[09:09:38] Metaallu: surprise relationship!
[09:09:43] Missy: not even allowing himself to hope
[09:09:51] Missy: and steve honestly didnt' know he wanted this
[09:09:59] Missy: but in hindsigt
[09:10:06] Missy: okay, he might have doen
[09:10:16] Missy: but not, liek, a surface thought
[09:10:32] Missy: and in the futur
[09:10:40] Missy: whenever tony is being a bitch
[09:10:49] Missy: steve just puts a hand around his wrist
[09:10:51] Missy: or neck
[09:10:58] Missy: and tony just SHUTS UP
[09:11:03] Metaallu: HEHEHE
[09:11:06] Missy: and steve will keep his hand there
[09:11:15] Missy: until tony is capaable of like, listening
[09:11:22] Missy: and he does this to meeting
[09:11:37] Missy: and in the field he has this special tone
[09:11:38] Metaallu: Steve you are so sneaky
[09:11:44] Missy: he uses only on tony
[09:11:53] Missy: and tony acutally listens
[09:12:27] Missy: and does as steve says
[09:12:33] Metaallu: so sneaky, Steve
[09:12:34] Missy: and fury is like, ....
[09:12:36] Missy: ...
[09:12:40] Missy: ...
[09:12:45] Missy: good job rogers
[09:12:57] Metaallu: on the one hand, he wants to know.
[09:13:01] Metaallu: on the other
[09:13:02] Metaallu: he really
[09:13:03] Metaallu: really
[09:13:05] Metaallu: doesn't
[09:13:25] Missy: and they have lots and lots of sexytimes
[09:13:37] Missy: going fast and hard, and no handcuffs on anything
[09:13:42] Missy: but at least once every week
[09:13:48] Missy: steve will tie him up
[09:14:00] Missy: and make his eyes cross
[09:14:15] Missy: and just, be out of it
[09:14:20] Missy: and tony needs this
[09:14:26] Metaallu: because- I was just gonna say that lol
[09:14:50] Missy: BRAIN TWINS OF PORN
[09:15:02] Missy: ok
[09:15:10] Missy: what happens if one of them becomes injuried
[09:15:12] Missy: or kidnapped?
[09:15:23] Missy: like, someone takes steve
[09:15:29] Missy: and tony is just
[09:15:30] Missy: STEEEL
[09:15:38] Missy: so much steel
[09:15:54] Missy: and when they finally finds steve
[09:16:10] Missy: its' tony who takes care of him, not the other way around
[09:16:24] Metaallu: which Steve appreciates but feels a little bad about
[09:16:27] Missy: noo
[09:16:37] Missy: he's happy to know it's a two way steet
[09:16:41] Metaallu: ooh
[09:16:43] Metaallu: good point
[09:16:57] Metaallu: cue Steve feeling gooey and happy
[09:16:58] Missy: and tony like, feeds him and keeps him company
[09:17:06] Missy: and helps him with his physical terapy
[09:17:18] Missy: which steve might be a baby about
[09:17:25] Missy: put tony just PUSHES him
[09:17:33] Missy: and gives him blowjobs as rewards
[09:17:40] Metaallu: which
[09:17:40] Metaallu: as it turns out
[09:17:45] Metaallu: is a great motivator
[09:17:46] Missy: cos steve isn't up for anything else jyet
[09:17:48] Missy: oh yes
[09:17:57] Metaallu: because Tony is very good with his mouth
[09:17:59] Metaallu: very good.
[09:18:04] Missy: and steve is like, what about you
[09:18:16] Missy: so he talks tony through mastubating in fornt of him
[09:18:36] Missy: and the first time they fuck afterwards
[09:18:46] Missy: when steve is finally healed enouhg
[09:18:55] Missy: ...
[09:19:03] Missy: eh. i hit a wall now
[09:19:08] Missy: help meta
[09:19:11] Metaallu: ummmmm
[09:19:13] Metaallu: *PONDER*
[09:19:27] Missy: slow or fast
[09:19:29] Missy: ?
[09:19:38] Missy: hha
[09:19:40] Missy: ha
[09:19:46] Metaallu: first time fast to get it out of their systems
[09:19:47] Missy: fast, THEN slow
[09:19:49] Metaallu: then take a break
[09:19:51] Metaallu: then slow
[09:19:51] Metaallu: xD
[09:19:52] Missy: tony rides him
[09:20:15] Metaallu: which Steve decides is really, really hot
[09:20:18] Missy: oh yes
[09:20:23] Missy: then they sleep
[09:20:35] Missy: and tony wakes up with steve fingering him
[09:20:37] Missy: or himself?
[09:20:53] Missy: and tony is like
[09:20:55] Missy: LET ME DO THAT
[09:21:02] Missy: and that's a first for them?
[09:21:07] Missy: steve bottoming?
[09:21:20] Metaallu: yeah
[09:21:25] Missy: no, it doesnt work
[09:21:31] Metaallu: hmmm
[09:21:36] Missy: steve wakes up with tony blowing him
[09:21:40] Missy: and steve says,
[09:21:42] Missy: your fingers
[09:21:46] Missy: give me your fingers
[09:21:50] Missy: and tony is like o0+
[09:21:56] Missy: okaay FINE
[09:22:05] Missy: I CAN DO THAT
[09:22:15] Missy: and steve really likes it
[09:22:22] Missy: he's so into it
[09:22:28] Missy: just comes apart
[09:22:36] Missy: and when tony finally glides into him
[09:22:45] Missy: steve's aleady come once
[09:22:50] Missy: and he's hard again
[09:23:33] Missy: and tony takes revenge
[09:23:37] Missy: fucks him sooo slow
[09:23:42] Missy: bringing him to the edge
[09:23:45] Missy: like five times
[09:24:04] Missy: until steve just GRABS HIM
[09:24:08] Missy: and puts and end to it
[09:24:28] Metaallu: sljkdjlf
[09:24:36] Metaallu: Steve using his strength to get what he wants
[09:24:40] Missy: oh yes
[09:24:41] Metaallu: IS ALWAYS A GOOD THING
[09:24:42] Metaallu: *____*
[09:24:44] Missy: OH YES
[09:25:20] Missy: and tony and steve doesn't come out of steve's room for the whole day
[09:25:32] Missy: but occasionly the other can hear them'
[09:25:40] Missy: (jarvis brings them food
[09:25:56] Missy: or the others ptus food outside their door
[09:26:07] Missy: and jarvis tells them
[09:26:22] Missy: and there might be a mometn of like, embarresment fore steve and tony htere
[09:26:28] Missy: but not really
[09:26:33] Missy: COS THEY'RE BUSY FUCKING
[09:26:39] Metaallu: so very busy
[09:27:07] Missy: in the end it's fury
[09:27:16] Missy: that demands that they come out
[09:27:27] Missy: he's not talking to them directly
[09:27:37] Missy: COS A MAN HAS HIS LIMITS
[09:27:50] Missy: but he lets jarvis relays his mesages
[09:27:59] Metaallu: he gets Jarvis to do it for him
[09:28:18] Missy: and in the beginning his messeges are like, proffesionel and to the point
[09:28:28] Missy: but they become moere and more angry
[09:28:46] Missy: and jarvis retells them in his dryest, most english voice
[09:28:55] Missy: and tony and steve is just in stitches
[09:29:11] Missy: and the others can hear that, too
[09:29:15] Missy: but they're like
[09:29:18] Metaallu: "You sons of bitches have jobs to do. I kindly fucking request you fucking do them."
[09:29:24] Metaallu: in a dry English voice
[09:29:26] Missy: ITS BETTER THAN THE SEX NOISES
[09:29:31] Missy: oh yes
[09:29:59] Missy: i meant, the sound of tony and steve laughin is better than the sounds of them fucking
[09:30:06] Metaallu: of course xD
[09:30:09] Missy: and the others is kind of happy about it
[09:30:16] Missy: cos steve has been through so much
[09:30:26] Missy: and tony has been grim an sad
[09:30:27] Missy: and tired
[09:30:34] Missy: expect when around steve
[09:31:01] Missy: then he's like not showing it, being brave for steve, trying to cheer him up
[09:31:07] Missy: but around the others...
[09:31:08] Missy: well
[09:31:12] Missy: it hasnt' been fun
[09:31:18] Missy: and now they
[09:31:27] Missy: theyr'e laughing ther asses up
[09:31:30] Missy: off
[09:31:41] Missy: and even fury cant help but smile a bit
[09:31:58] Metaallu: (and somehow, the world doesn't explode as a result)
[09:31:59] Missy: in the end they have jarvis sprinkle them?
[09:32:03] Missy: to get them out
[09:32:05] Metaallu: LOL
[09:32:10] Missy: or is that too silly?
[09:32:10] Metaallu: seems as good a mehtod as any
[09:32:16] Metaallu: NO I APPROVE
[09:32:20] Missy: lol
[09:32:40] Metaallu: and Jarvis is such a trolll
[09:32:42] Metaallu: he'd do it
[09:32:44] Missy: but after that
[09:32:51] Missy: whenever they're in the field
[09:32:58] Missy: tony is super overprotective of steve
[09:33:14] Metaallu: awww tony
[09:33:17] Missy: and in the end steve just yells at him
[09:33:30] Missy: cos he's not doing his job
[09:33:33] Missy: problerly
[09:33:41] Missy: and tony is just *kicked puppy*
[09:33:58] Missy: and the oters is all *evil glares at steve*
[09:34:48] Missy: and like, scolds him in the kitche after
[09:35:04] Missy: when tony has shut himself in the workshop
[09:35:07] Missy: and not comming out
[09:35:41] Missy: and they tell him about what tony was like when steve was injuried and still in the hospiital and then, when he was doing the physicla therepa
[09:35:54] Missy: how much he suffered
[09:36:01] Missy: and how impossible he was to be around
[09:36:15] Missy: and steve is just shatterd
[09:36:32] Missy: and goes straigt to the workshop
[09:36:37] Missy: and then he cant get in
[09:36:43] Missy: tony has shut him out
[09:36:49] Missy: so steve smashes the glass
[09:36:52] Missy: with his bare hands
[09:37:02] Missy: and goe in and just holds tony
[09:37:10] Missy: they're sitting on the floor,
[09:37:18] Missy: clutsing at each other
[09:37:20] Missy: so tight
[09:37:42] Missy: and then kissing
[09:37:45] Metaallu: ksljdlfjjlkjskljdf STEEEEVE
[09:37:47] Metaallu: TONYYYY
[09:37:49] Metaallu: STEEEEEVE <333
[09:37:56] Missy: lying on the floor, just kissing
[09:38:05] Missy: and that night when they go to bed
[09:38:08] Missy: they dont have sex
[09:38:12] Missy: they just holds each oter
[09:38:32] Missy: and mybe talk? like whispers things to each other
[09:38:57] Missy: tony finally tells about how worried he has been
[09:39:11] Missy: about how he doesn't know how he could go on
[09:39:17] Missy: if something really bad happened to steve
[09:39:29] Missy: and by then tony has stopped drinking
[09:39:32] Missy: steve made him
[09:39:47] Missy: but it's pretty much unsaid there in the bed
[09:39:53] Missy: that if steve was gone
[09:39:59] Missy: tony would go back to the bottle
[09:40:18] Missy: and steve says agian and agian
[09:40:24] Missy: you have to go on
[09:40:26] Missy: you have to
[09:40:38] Missy: i'd want your to be happy agian
[09:40:40] Missy: some day
[09:40:55] Missy: i'd want you to see the future
[09:41:07] Missy: i'd want you to see pepper and happy's kids
[09:41:10] Metaallu: ;m; STEEEEVE
[09:41:20] Missy: i'd want you to grow old
[09:41:40] Missy: and like remeber me fondly
[09:41:47] Missy: but not hurt about it anymore
[09:42:03] Missy: id want you to go on long enoguht to reach that point
[09:42:15] Missy: and tony wouuld be all BUT I WOULD NOT WANT TO
[09:42:23] Missy: and steve is all, you
[09:42:26] Missy: you'd have to
[09:42:34] Missy: there's people who needs you
[09:42:38] Missy: you can't be selfish
[09:42:48] Missy: you're better than that, tony
[09:42:50] Missy: i know you are
[09:42:57] Missy: and tony is just, silent
[09:43:11] Missy: steve: i /know/ you are
[09:43:16] Missy: you trust me with so much
[09:43:18] Missy: trust me on this
[09:43:33] Metaallu: asdkjkljksfdjl ah god so sweet and angsty
[09:44:04] Missy: and tony says... only if you promise the same things
[09:44:05] Missy: thing
[09:44:12] Missy: and steve is suddenly siletn
[09:44:19] Missy: he cant imagine that
[09:44:39] Missy: and tony says, /promise/ me
[09:44:43] Missy: and then they does
[09:44:48] Missy: they lie in their bed
[09:44:52] Missy: and promis each other
[09:44:55] Missy: that if one of them dies
[09:45:03] Missy: the other will keep on liveing
[09:45:10] Missy: and the nex day
[09:45:17] Missy: tony changes theyr' wills
[09:45:28] Missy: so that they will be bured next to each other
[09:45:35] Missy: even if it's years and years apart
[09:45:50] Missy: or that if theyr bodies are like, burned to a cinder
[09:46:01] Missy: their ash will be spread togethe
[09:46:08] Missy: or liek, put in the same urn
[09:46:19] Missy: OH GOD WYTHERING EHIGTS
[09:46:33] Missy: and he shows the new wills to steve
[09:46:48] Missy: and he just holds him
[09:47:05] Missy: and they just stands there, in their kitchen
[09:47:12] Missy: and just rocks sligtly to side to side
[09:47:27] Missy: and the others come in, high spriits
[09:47:31] Missy: and they liek wtf
[09:47:36] Missy: and then they see the wills
[09:47:44] Metaallu: <3333
[09:47:48] Missy: and *silence*
[09:47:57] Missy: and then clint breaks the silence
[09:48:15] Missy: and asks, so are you guys like married now?
[09:48:20] Missy: ...
[09:48:24] Missy: WAAAALL
[09:48:26] Missy: HELP
[09:48:38] Metaallu: Tony and STeve kinda shift awkwardly
[09:48:45] Metaallu: and Tony's like, "well, no...."
[09:49:02] Metaallu: and Steve says, "i.... i guess we could... if... I mean, do you wnt to?"
[09:49:24] Metaallu: and then there's an awkward silence and everyone stares at them
[09:49:40] Metaallu: and then Tony finally nods
[09:49:42] Metaallu: 8D
[09:49:44] Missy: i think they would't want to?
[09:49:46] Missy: actually
[09:49:53] Metaallu: civil union maybe
[09:49:56] Missy: cos the thing with the ashes
[09:50:01] Metaallu: to divide assets
[09:50:03] Missy: feels more real
[09:50:10] Missy: like, thats the important thing
[09:50:27] Metaallu: hmmm
[09:50:30] Metaallu: yeah good point
[09:50:43] Missy: so clint asks that
[09:50:52] Missy: and tony says like, nah
[09:51:01] Missy: alækwgknwg
[09:51:02] Missy: fuk
[09:51:11] Missy: and steve is like, yea
[09:51:21] Missy: we're good like this
[09:51:25] Missy: I DON'T KNOW
[09:51:30] Missy: WAHT DO YOU THINK META
[09:51:32] Missy: MEEETAAAA
[09:51:36] Metaallu: I
[09:51:37] Metaallu: THINK
[09:51:50] Metaallu: Clint asks that
[09:52:10] Metaallu: and Steve says "No, all the important things are already dealt with"
[09:52:13] Metaallu: or something along those lines
[09:52:17] Metaallu: I am not eloquent at 2 am
[09:52:20] Missy: oh god eys
[09:52:29] Metaallu: taken care of*
[09:52:34] Metaallu: that sounds better than dealt with
[09:52:44] Missy: ...
[09:52:49] Missy: GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP
[09:52:54] Missy: uh
[09:52:59] Missy: really sad epilog
[09:53:06] Missy: with like 40 years later
[09:53:14] Missy: and their ashes are spread toghet
[09:53:22] Missy: like they wanted
[09:53:27] Missy: ok no
[09:53:44] Missy: slash the thing about them wanting to be burried next to each other
[09:53:50] Missy: it's just the ashes thing
[09:53:59] Missy: that's waht they wnat
[09:54:04] Missy: they don't want a memeorial
[09:54:10] Missy: they dont' want marriage
[09:54:14] Missy: they just want to be togher
[09:54:21] Missy: SOOOOOB
[09:54:31] Metaallu: SJFLDKJ
[09:54:36] Metaallu: SOOOOBBBB
[09:54:46] Missy: and its just pepper and happy and their kids
[09:54:53] Missy: rohdey is long dead
[09:55:11] Missy: pepeprs grown up kids?
[09:55:19] Metaallu: they would be by then
[09:55:21] Missy: and and
[09:55:33] Missy: its in the artic'
[09:55:38] Missy: where steve was found
[09:56:03] Missy: and there's no speaches
[09:56:06] Missy: speeches
[09:56:10] Missy: just the silence
[09:56:15] Missy: and the snow
[09:56:31] Missy: and they stands there for a little bit
[09:56:33] Missy: then they leaves
[09:56:37] Missy: THE END
[09:57:11] Missy: ....can you post cometn fic to the ao3?
[09:57:26] Metaallu: LOL I don't think so, no
[09:57:39] Missy: WHY NOE
[09:57:40] Missy: NOT
[09:58:06] Missy: I WANT TO
[09:58:17] Missy: and i am not known for my impulse control
[09:58:24] Missy: I JUST WROTE PORN IN CALSS
[09:58:27] Missy: CLASS
[11:54:12] Missy: eta to add: by the time thei're ashes are spread
[11:54:32] Missy: tony's has been stored on a shelf somewere
[11:54:47] Missy: for 5 years D':
[11:55:33] Missy: shal i eta? y/n?
Eta again: Steve kept his promise.
[08:35:38] Missy: i think its more, lets say tony had a really annoying one night stand
[08:32:03] Metaallu: Hey, do you think everyone on the planet like dirty talk? or, at least, most people?
[08:32:12] Metaallu: cause that would probably make sense
[08:32:27] Metaallu: this is such a weird convo lol
[08:32:41] Missy: OH I DONT KNOW I KIND OF FIND IT INTERESTING
[08:32:47] Missy: I MEAN AS LONG AS YOU LEARN STUFF
[08:32:55] Missy: ITS ALL FOR THE GREATER GOOO
[08:33:01] Missy: ...
[08:33:06] Missy: *GOOD
[08:33:11] Metaallu: GOOOOOOO
[08:33:18] Missy: AND BY GREATER GOOD I MEAN BETTER PORN
[08:33:23] Metaallu: LMAO
[08:33:42] Missy: i don't know about the dirty talk
[08:33:56] Missy: i gues it depends how... empatic? you are
[08:33:58] Metaallu: hmm
[08:34:04] Metaallu: well
[08:34:10] Missy: and how much you actuall like your partner?
[08:34:14] Metaallu: and it has to be done right, too, of course.
[08:34:23] Metaallu: if it's silly-sounding, then.....
[08:34:29] Missy: problably thats the most important part, liking your partner
[08:34:37] Metaallu: well for me
[08:34:40] Metaallu: fic is basically
[08:34:41] Metaallu: dirty talk
[08:34:44] Metaallu: so
[08:34:46] Metaallu: (nerd);
[08:34:46] Missy: hahaha
[08:34:51] Metaallu: that doesn't really factor in there rofl
[08:34:53] Missy: lmao
[08:34:58] Metaallu: but I guess it has to be eloquent
[08:35:08] Metaallu: I AM SO FULL OF MYSELF
[08:35:14] Missy: NOOOO''
[08:35:14] Metaallu: "no. this porn is not eloquent enough"
[08:35:19] Metaallu: "I do not enjoy it."
[08:35:21] Metaallu: xDD
[08:35:38] Missy: i think its more, lets say tony had a really annoying one night stand
[08:35:54] Missy: he's kind of angry and all he wants is to get off and leave
[08:35:59] Missy: AND SHE JUST KEEP TALKING
[08:36:06] Metaallu: I like that we're using Tony for this analogy 8D
[08:36:15] Missy: he's like, im gonna stuff your face full of my dick
[08:36:21] Missy: JUST TO GET YOU TO SHUT UP
[08:36:27] Missy: FOR FUCK SAKE
[08:36:35] Metaallu: ....
[08:36:36] Metaallu: LOL
[08:36:40] Metaallu: hewould
[08:37:05] Missy: she's like, oh you like that, oh yeah, you're so biig
[08:37:20] Missy: oh that really turns me on, do that again
[08:37:21] Missy: oh tony, oh yea
[08:37:28] Metaallu: *SNORT*
[08:37:35] Missy: and he's like AAARGH
[08:37:37] Missy: YOU DO NOT KNOW ME
[08:37:39] Metaallu: that sounds like a rly bad porno
[08:37:44] Missy: EXCACTLY
[08:38:04] Missy: he's also like, I KNOW HOW TO DO THIS
[08:38:05] Missy: I AM AN ARTIST
[08:38:11] Metaallu: skaldfjlfjlsdf
[08:38:12] Metaallu: OPSFKL;DKF OH MY GOD
[08:38:16] Metaallu: LOL
[08:38:16] Missy: YOU DO NOT NEED TO TELL ME HOW TO FUCK YOU
[08:38:16] Metaallu: YOU WIN
[08:38:29] Missy: *bows*
[08:38:43] Missy: and then he
[08:38:47] Missy: hes just like
[08:38:54] Missy: OK IM GONNA GET THE GAFFA TAPE
[08:39:02] Missy: OR STUFF MY TIE IN YOUR MOUT
[08:39:15] Missy: LAKGJÆROJG SHUT UUUUP
[08:39:33] Missy: and she's all OH SO KINKY TONY OH YEAH I LIKE THAT TOOO
[08:39:41] Metaallu: kdsljfjldf
[08:39:43] Metaallu: he's never going to get off
[08:39:46] Missy: and he's all TIE
[08:39:47] Metaallu: ever.
[08:39:47] Missy: NOW
[08:39:58] Metaallu: JUST RUN TONY
[08:39:59] Metaallu: RUN
[08:40:00] Metaallu: TO STEVE
[08:40:06] Metaallu: AND HIS BIG HANDSOME ARMS
[08:40:08] Metaallu: AND AWESOME DICK
[08:40:22] Missy: in the end he ties her up, stuff his tie in her mouth, jerks of on her
[08:40:30] Missy: untie her and leaves
[08:40:35] Metaallu: so classy
[08:40:37] Missy: NO ORGASM FOR YOU
[08:40:50] Metaallu: BAD LAYS DON'T GET ORGASMS
[08:41:00] Missy: and then he goes home to avengers towe/ mansion
[08:41:13] Missy: and steve is on the couch watching, idek a lifetime movie
[08:41:29] Missy: and tony gets a beer and sits down with a sigh
[08:41:31] Metaallu: I am really, really enjoying this analogy. This is a great analogy.
[08:41:48] Missy: and steve asks, of course, and tony is all YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW
[08:42:00] Missy: but then he gets even more drunk
[08:42:05] Missy: and starts telling
[08:42:23] Missy: and steve is equally mortified and in stiches with laugther
[08:42:37] Missy: like, he almost turns over the couch, lauging
[08:42:41] Metaallu: I would be, too. YOUR LIFE, TONY. YOUR. LIFE.
[08:43:09] Missy: and tony is like, i do enjoy those things, dirty talk and a bit of bondage
[08:43:15] Missy: BUT ONLY DONE RIGTH
[08:43:26] Missy: and then there's like awkward silence
[08:43:35] Missy: AND THEN YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS
[08:43:54] Metaallu: I DO
[08:43:59] Metaallu: IT IS FILTHY
[08:44:00] Missy: TELL ME ABOUT IT
[08:44:01] Metaallu: AND WONDERFUL 8D
[08:44:09] Metaallu: LOOOOOL
[08:44:20] Metaallu: oh god rofl
[08:44:32] Metaallu: I would get flustered if I tried to tell you about it, my dear
[08:44:40] Missy: HAHA, OK
[08:44:44] Missy: I WILL DO IT THEN
[08:44:58] Metaallu: I WILL CONTRIBUTE IF I THINK OF ANYTHING
[08:45:00] Missy: so steve is really hisitant and the silence just stretches
[08:45:05] Missy: and then he asks
[08:45:11] Missy: was this the tie you used
[08:45:18] Metaallu: because he's curious, you know
[08:45:19] Metaallu: just curious
[08:45:21] Metaallu: that's all
[08:45:31] Metaallu: of course. just curious >.>
[08:45:33] Missy: and his voice comes out lower and huskier than intended'
[08:45:43] Missy: and he sees how tony's eyes are just blown
[08:45:50] Missy: and he's panting
[08:45:56] Metaallu: because Tony likes that tone. Oh yes he does.
[08:46:07] Missy: and steve DID NOT EXPECT THAT
[08:46:21] Missy: but he continues
[08:46:35] Missy: taking the tie were its draped around tony's nec
[08:47:03] Missy: and puts it over his mouth
[08:47:11] Metaallu: hee *u*
[08:47:16] Missy: and knots it really tight
[08:47:22] Missy: then he takes of his belt
[08:47:37] Missy: and ties tony's hands behind his back
[08:47:54] Missy: and he keeps looking tony in the eye
[08:47:58] Missy: looking for a no
[08:48:00] Missy: and he asks
[08:48:08] Missy: shake you head if you don't want this
[08:48:19] Missy: and we'll never talk about it again, promise
[08:48:28] Missy: but tony just keeps staring at him
[08:48:34] Missy: pantig behind the tie
[08:48:41] Missy: flushing and sweating
[08:48:56] Missy: so steve arranges him better on the couce
[08:49:10] Missy: opens his pants and gets them out of the way
[08:49:17] Missy: poolng around tony's ankles
[08:49:24] Missy: and steve gets on his knees
[08:49:52] Missy: but first he removes the coffee table, not kicking or showing
[08:50:05] Missy: just like he isnt' in a hurry or anything
[08:50:24] Missy: and then he just stands there, looking down at tony
[08:50:26] Metaallu: which just makes Tony want it even more, of course.
[08:50:33] Missy: oh yes
[08:50:42] Missy: and steves starts talking
[08:50:48] Metaallu: <333
[08:50:53] Missy: telling tony how good he looks
[08:50:59] Missy: how eager he is
[08:51:03] Missy: just for steve
[08:51:17] Missy: and that steve is going to take care of him now
[08:51:26] Missy: and that if tony doesn't want this anymore
[08:51:41] Missy: or if he does something wrong
[08:51:48] Missy: tony should just nudge him away
[08:51:55] Missy: and steve will stop
[08:52:00] Missy: COS SAFEWORDS ARE IMPORTANT, BRO
[08:52:11] Missy: and then he gets on his knees
[08:52:16] Missy: and tony's so hard
[08:52:34] Missy: and there's precum allready
[08:52:44] Missy: withc steve tells him is really hot
[08:53:00] Missy: and he just starts to tracing his dick with a single finger
[08:53:05] Missy: looking tony in the eyes
[08:53:18] Missy: and he does this for a long time
[08:53:24] Missy: just teasing
[08:53:31] Missy: and tony would beg
[08:53:44] Missy: he's making these small sounds behind the gag
[08:54:10] Metaallu: and probably squirming his hips
[08:54:16] Missy: oh yes
[08:54:18] Metaallu: because Steve is a damn tease
[08:54:28] Missy: and steve is telling him how good he is
[08:54:32] Missy: so eager
[08:54:37] Missy: so beatiful
[08:54:51] Metaallu: which is way way hotter than Tony will ever admit because he likes to feel wanted and special
[08:55:05] Missy: and at that tony just looks to the side, breaks eyecontact
[08:55:17] Missy: and steve puts a hand on his jaw
[08:55:24] Missy: and makes him look at him again
[08:55:31] Missy: and tells him tat, he is
[08:55:33] Missy: he really is
[08:55:44] Missy: and then he puts his dick in his mouth
[08:55:51] Missy: just the head
[08:55:57] Missy: and he doesnt move yet
[08:56:03] Missy: he just stays there
[08:56:14] Missy: and tony is keening behind the gag
[08:56:48] Missy: and steve just stays ther for what feels like a really long time, petting tonys legs
[08:57:02] Missy: running his hands over them
[08:57:12] Missy: and finally, finally he starts moving
[08:57:14] Missy: soooo slow
[08:57:21] Metaallu: <33333
[08:57:41] Missy: speedng up so slowly
[08:57:54] Missy: but when tony finally reaches the edge
[08:57:57] Missy: steve stops
[08:58:08] Missy: removes his mouth
[08:58:21] Missy: and like waits a couple of minute
[08:58:26] Missy: kissing tonys belly
[08:58:27] Missy: his face
[08:58:30] Missy: his throat
[08:58:37] Missy: and then he continues
[08:58:44] Missy: sucking tonys cock
[08:58:51] Missy: and this happens like, threee times
[08:58:59] Metaallu: and by the third time
[08:59:00] Missy: and tony is soo soo desperate
[08:59:05] Missy: he's just, gone
[08:59:10] Metaallu: keening
[08:59:14] Metaallu: eyes glazed over
[08:59:22] Missy: and when steve finally lets him come
[08:59:30] Missy: he doesnt eve speed up
[08:59:36] Missy: he just does it sooo slow
[08:59:42] Missy: and tony just....
[08:59:53] Missy: he's just floeating for the longest time
[09:00:11] Missy: not blacking otu COS THAT DOESNT REALLY HAPPEN IN REAL LIFE, BRO
[09:00:22] Metaallu: lmao
[09:00:39] Missy: but it just takes so long time before he can move
[09:00:48] Metaallu: maybe if you have low blood pressure and you've been at for hours? (nerd) probably not even then
[09:00:48] Missy: and steve just pets him trhough it
[09:01:00] Metaallu: because Steve is a gentleman like that
[09:01:09] Missy: and talks a bit
[09:01:19] Missy: but mostly he just murmurs to tony
[09:01:24] Missy: and holds him
[09:01:32] Missy: and when tony starts comming back
[09:01:37] Missy: he picks him up
[09:01:41] Missy: still tied up
[09:01:49] Missy: and goes to steve's bedroom
[09:02:10] Missy: (its like four in the morning, thats why there's alone)
[09:02:16] Missy: and he unties tony
[09:02:21] Metaallu: (of course, of course)
[09:02:23] Missy: and puts him to bed
[09:02:44] Missy: and takes his clothes off and goes to bed himself,
[09:02:51] Missy: and just holds him
[09:02:54] Missy: and pets him
[09:03:09] Missy: and tony is still too far out of it to even think of getting steve off
[09:03:15] Missy: but steve can wait
[09:03:20] Missy: he's patient like that
[09:03:26] Metaallu: (such a gentleman, Steve is: he ties you up, gags you and blows you, and then cuddles you and puts you to bed afterwards)
[09:03:31] Missy: oh yes
[09:03:34] Missy: that's steve
[09:03:41] Metaallu: always a gentleman
[09:03:48] Metaallu: he'll take care of you, tony
[09:03:53] Metaallu: he'll take very good care of you
[09:03:56] Missy: and like, he can see how much tony needs somethign like this
[09:04:03] Missy: and then they sleep
[09:04:07] Missy: and in the morning, slow fucking
[09:04:20] Metaallu: skjdklfj *STAMP OF APPROVAL FOREVER*
[09:04:22] Missy: steve fucking himself on tony?
[09:04:40] Missy: or fucking hm?
[09:04:42] Missy: him
[09:04:48] Metaallu: I think
[09:04:53] Missy: the jury is still up on that one
[09:05:04] Metaallu: Steve ties him to the headboard with that tie, then takes him, slowly and patiently
[09:05:09] Missy: oh yes
[09:05:14] Metaallu: ignoring him if he begs, just going at his own pace
[09:05:24] Missy: oh ys
[09:05:38] Missy: and keeping him on the edge
[09:05:42] Missy: for so long
[09:06:09] Metaallu: til the tie around his wrists is damp with sweat
[09:06:14] Missy: aæokjgawpøjrg
[09:06:36] Metaallu: and only when he stops begging
[09:06:40] Metaallu: when the stops whining
[09:06:47] Metaallu: when he just lies there and lets Steve have him
[09:06:58] Metaallu: ONLY THEN does Steve let him orgasm
[09:07:02] Metaallu: :D
[09:07:08] Missy: (and then they finally for breakast / lunch, no one is in any doubt about what's happened
[09:07:18] Missy: cos tony is obviously all fucked out
[09:07:23] Missy: and steve is soooo smug
[09:07:30] Missy: and like, feeding tony
[09:07:40] Metaallu: and Tony is like a contented cat
[09:07:47] Missy: and touching tony all the time
[09:07:55] Metaallu: when normally he is the bitchiest bitch to ever bitch in the mornings
[09:08:01] Missy: and just LOOKING at tony
[09:08:02] Missy: glowing
[09:08:10] Metaallu: and everyone else
[09:08:13] Metaallu: is like
[09:08:13] Metaallu: FINALLY.
[09:08:18] Missy: nooo
[09:08:21] Missy: theyr lik o0
[09:08:30] Metaallu: LOL
[09:08:36] Metaallu: Natasha is ttly like finally
[09:08:43] Metaallu: because she's Natasha
[09:08:48] Missy: cos in this versy, steve and tony = bros
[09:09:00] Missy: the broest bros to ever bor
[09:09:01] Missy: bro
[09:09:11] Missy: manly bicker
[09:09:15] Missy: no innuendos
[09:09:30] Metaallu: lol
[09:09:31] Missy: cos tony had just buried so far down
[09:09:38] Metaallu: surprise relationship!
[09:09:43] Missy: not even allowing himself to hope
[09:09:51] Missy: and steve honestly didnt' know he wanted this
[09:09:59] Missy: but in hindsigt
[09:10:06] Missy: okay, he might have doen
[09:10:16] Missy: but not, liek, a surface thought
[09:10:32] Missy: and in the futur
[09:10:40] Missy: whenever tony is being a bitch
[09:10:49] Missy: steve just puts a hand around his wrist
[09:10:51] Missy: or neck
[09:10:58] Missy: and tony just SHUTS UP
[09:11:03] Metaallu: HEHEHE
[09:11:06] Missy: and steve will keep his hand there
[09:11:15] Missy: until tony is capaable of like, listening
[09:11:22] Missy: and he does this to meeting
[09:11:37] Missy: and in the field he has this special tone
[09:11:38] Metaallu: Steve you are so sneaky
[09:11:44] Missy: he uses only on tony
[09:11:53] Missy: and tony acutally listens
[09:12:27] Missy: and does as steve says
[09:12:33] Metaallu: so sneaky, Steve
[09:12:34] Missy: and fury is like, ....
[09:12:36] Missy: ...
[09:12:40] Missy: ...
[09:12:45] Missy: good job rogers
[09:12:57] Metaallu: on the one hand, he wants to know.
[09:13:01] Metaallu: on the other
[09:13:02] Metaallu: he really
[09:13:03] Metaallu: really
[09:13:05] Metaallu: doesn't
[09:13:25] Missy: and they have lots and lots of sexytimes
[09:13:37] Missy: going fast and hard, and no handcuffs on anything
[09:13:42] Missy: but at least once every week
[09:13:48] Missy: steve will tie him up
[09:14:00] Missy: and make his eyes cross
[09:14:15] Missy: and just, be out of it
[09:14:20] Missy: and tony needs this
[09:14:26] Metaallu: because- I was just gonna say that lol
[09:14:50] Missy: BRAIN TWINS OF PORN
[09:15:02] Missy: ok
[09:15:10] Missy: what happens if one of them becomes injuried
[09:15:12] Missy: or kidnapped?
[09:15:23] Missy: like, someone takes steve
[09:15:29] Missy: and tony is just
[09:15:30] Missy: STEEEL
[09:15:38] Missy: so much steel
[09:15:54] Missy: and when they finally finds steve
[09:16:10] Missy: its' tony who takes care of him, not the other way around
[09:16:24] Metaallu: which Steve appreciates but feels a little bad about
[09:16:27] Missy: noo
[09:16:37] Missy: he's happy to know it's a two way steet
[09:16:41] Metaallu: ooh
[09:16:43] Metaallu: good point
[09:16:57] Metaallu: cue Steve feeling gooey and happy
[09:16:58] Missy: and tony like, feeds him and keeps him company
[09:17:06] Missy: and helps him with his physical terapy
[09:17:18] Missy: which steve might be a baby about
[09:17:25] Missy: put tony just PUSHES him
[09:17:33] Missy: and gives him blowjobs as rewards
[09:17:40] Metaallu: which
[09:17:40] Metaallu: as it turns out
[09:17:45] Metaallu: is a great motivator
[09:17:46] Missy: cos steve isn't up for anything else jyet
[09:17:48] Missy: oh yes
[09:17:57] Metaallu: because Tony is very good with his mouth
[09:17:59] Metaallu: very good.
[09:18:04] Missy: and steve is like, what about you
[09:18:16] Missy: so he talks tony through mastubating in fornt of him
[09:18:36] Missy: and the first time they fuck afterwards
[09:18:46] Missy: when steve is finally healed enouhg
[09:18:55] Missy: ...
[09:19:03] Missy: eh. i hit a wall now
[09:19:08] Missy: help meta
[09:19:11] Metaallu: ummmmm
[09:19:13] Metaallu: *PONDER*
[09:19:27] Missy: slow or fast
[09:19:29] Missy: ?
[09:19:38] Missy: hha
[09:19:40] Missy: ha
[09:19:46] Metaallu: first time fast to get it out of their systems
[09:19:47] Missy: fast, THEN slow
[09:19:49] Metaallu: then take a break
[09:19:51] Metaallu: then slow
[09:19:51] Metaallu: xD
[09:19:52] Missy: tony rides him
[09:20:15] Metaallu: which Steve decides is really, really hot
[09:20:18] Missy: oh yes
[09:20:23] Missy: then they sleep
[09:20:35] Missy: and tony wakes up with steve fingering him
[09:20:37] Missy: or himself?
[09:20:53] Missy: and tony is like
[09:20:55] Missy: LET ME DO THAT
[09:21:02] Missy: and that's a first for them?
[09:21:07] Missy: steve bottoming?
[09:21:20] Metaallu: yeah
[09:21:25] Missy: no, it doesnt work
[09:21:31] Metaallu: hmmm
[09:21:36] Missy: steve wakes up with tony blowing him
[09:21:40] Missy: and steve says,
[09:21:42] Missy: your fingers
[09:21:46] Missy: give me your fingers
[09:21:50] Missy: and tony is like o0+
[09:21:56] Missy: okaay FINE
[09:22:05] Missy: I CAN DO THAT
[09:22:15] Missy: and steve really likes it
[09:22:22] Missy: he's so into it
[09:22:28] Missy: just comes apart
[09:22:36] Missy: and when tony finally glides into him
[09:22:45] Missy: steve's aleady come once
[09:22:50] Missy: and he's hard again
[09:23:33] Missy: and tony takes revenge
[09:23:37] Missy: fucks him sooo slow
[09:23:42] Missy: bringing him to the edge
[09:23:45] Missy: like five times
[09:24:04] Missy: until steve just GRABS HIM
[09:24:08] Missy: and puts and end to it
[09:24:28] Metaallu: sljkdjlf
[09:24:36] Metaallu: Steve using his strength to get what he wants
[09:24:40] Missy: oh yes
[09:24:41] Metaallu: IS ALWAYS A GOOD THING
[09:24:42] Metaallu: *____*
[09:24:44] Missy: OH YES
[09:25:20] Missy: and tony and steve doesn't come out of steve's room for the whole day
[09:25:32] Missy: but occasionly the other can hear them'
[09:25:40] Missy: (jarvis brings them food
[09:25:56] Missy: or the others ptus food outside their door
[09:26:07] Missy: and jarvis tells them
[09:26:22] Missy: and there might be a mometn of like, embarresment fore steve and tony htere
[09:26:28] Missy: but not really
[09:26:33] Missy: COS THEY'RE BUSY FUCKING
[09:26:39] Metaallu: so very busy
[09:27:07] Missy: in the end it's fury
[09:27:16] Missy: that demands that they come out
[09:27:27] Missy: he's not talking to them directly
[09:27:37] Missy: COS A MAN HAS HIS LIMITS
[09:27:50] Missy: but he lets jarvis relays his mesages
[09:27:59] Metaallu: he gets Jarvis to do it for him
[09:28:18] Missy: and in the beginning his messeges are like, proffesionel and to the point
[09:28:28] Missy: but they become moere and more angry
[09:28:46] Missy: and jarvis retells them in his dryest, most english voice
[09:28:55] Missy: and tony and steve is just in stitches
[09:29:11] Missy: and the others can hear that, too
[09:29:15] Missy: but they're like
[09:29:18] Metaallu: "You sons of bitches have jobs to do. I kindly fucking request you fucking do them."
[09:29:24] Metaallu: in a dry English voice
[09:29:26] Missy: ITS BETTER THAN THE SEX NOISES
[09:29:31] Missy: oh yes
[09:29:59] Missy: i meant, the sound of tony and steve laughin is better than the sounds of them fucking
[09:30:06] Metaallu: of course xD
[09:30:09] Missy: and the others is kind of happy about it
[09:30:16] Missy: cos steve has been through so much
[09:30:26] Missy: and tony has been grim an sad
[09:30:27] Missy: and tired
[09:30:34] Missy: expect when around steve
[09:31:01] Missy: then he's like not showing it, being brave for steve, trying to cheer him up
[09:31:07] Missy: but around the others...
[09:31:08] Missy: well
[09:31:12] Missy: it hasnt' been fun
[09:31:18] Missy: and now they
[09:31:27] Missy: theyr'e laughing ther asses up
[09:31:30] Missy: off
[09:31:41] Missy: and even fury cant help but smile a bit
[09:31:58] Metaallu: (and somehow, the world doesn't explode as a result)
[09:31:59] Missy: in the end they have jarvis sprinkle them?
[09:32:03] Missy: to get them out
[09:32:05] Metaallu: LOL
[09:32:10] Missy: or is that too silly?
[09:32:10] Metaallu: seems as good a mehtod as any
[09:32:16] Metaallu: NO I APPROVE
[09:32:20] Missy: lol
[09:32:40] Metaallu: and Jarvis is such a trolll
[09:32:42] Metaallu: he'd do it
[09:32:44] Missy: but after that
[09:32:51] Missy: whenever they're in the field
[09:32:58] Missy: tony is super overprotective of steve
[09:33:14] Metaallu: awww tony
[09:33:17] Missy: and in the end steve just yells at him
[09:33:30] Missy: cos he's not doing his job
[09:33:33] Missy: problerly
[09:33:41] Missy: and tony is just *kicked puppy*
[09:33:58] Missy: and the oters is all *evil glares at steve*
[09:34:48] Missy: and like, scolds him in the kitche after
[09:35:04] Missy: when tony has shut himself in the workshop
[09:35:07] Missy: and not comming out
[09:35:41] Missy: and they tell him about what tony was like when steve was injuried and still in the hospiital and then, when he was doing the physicla therepa
[09:35:54] Missy: how much he suffered
[09:36:01] Missy: and how impossible he was to be around
[09:36:15] Missy: and steve is just shatterd
[09:36:32] Missy: and goes straigt to the workshop
[09:36:37] Missy: and then he cant get in
[09:36:43] Missy: tony has shut him out
[09:36:49] Missy: so steve smashes the glass
[09:36:52] Missy: with his bare hands
[09:37:02] Missy: and goe in and just holds tony
[09:37:10] Missy: they're sitting on the floor,
[09:37:18] Missy: clutsing at each other
[09:37:20] Missy: so tight
[09:37:42] Missy: and then kissing
[09:37:45] Metaallu: ksljdlfjjlkjskljdf STEEEEVE
[09:37:47] Metaallu: TONYYYY
[09:37:49] Metaallu: STEEEEEVE <333
[09:37:56] Missy: lying on the floor, just kissing
[09:38:05] Missy: and that night when they go to bed
[09:38:08] Missy: they dont have sex
[09:38:12] Missy: they just holds each oter
[09:38:32] Missy: and mybe talk? like whispers things to each other
[09:38:57] Missy: tony finally tells about how worried he has been
[09:39:11] Missy: about how he doesn't know how he could go on
[09:39:17] Missy: if something really bad happened to steve
[09:39:29] Missy: and by then tony has stopped drinking
[09:39:32] Missy: steve made him
[09:39:47] Missy: but it's pretty much unsaid there in the bed
[09:39:53] Missy: that if steve was gone
[09:39:59] Missy: tony would go back to the bottle
[09:40:18] Missy: and steve says agian and agian
[09:40:24] Missy: you have to go on
[09:40:26] Missy: you have to
[09:40:38] Missy: i'd want your to be happy agian
[09:40:40] Missy: some day
[09:40:55] Missy: i'd want you to see the future
[09:41:07] Missy: i'd want you to see pepper and happy's kids
[09:41:10] Metaallu: ;m; STEEEEVE
[09:41:20] Missy: i'd want you to grow old
[09:41:40] Missy: and like remeber me fondly
[09:41:47] Missy: but not hurt about it anymore
[09:42:03] Missy: id want you to go on long enoguht to reach that point
[09:42:15] Missy: and tony wouuld be all BUT I WOULD NOT WANT TO
[09:42:23] Missy: and steve is all, you
[09:42:26] Missy: you'd have to
[09:42:34] Missy: there's people who needs you
[09:42:38] Missy: you can't be selfish
[09:42:48] Missy: you're better than that, tony
[09:42:50] Missy: i know you are
[09:42:57] Missy: and tony is just, silent
[09:43:11] Missy: steve: i /know/ you are
[09:43:16] Missy: you trust me with so much
[09:43:18] Missy: trust me on this
[09:43:33] Metaallu: asdkjkljksfdjl ah god so sweet and angsty
[09:44:04] Missy: and tony says... only if you promise the same things
[09:44:05] Missy: thing
[09:44:12] Missy: and steve is suddenly siletn
[09:44:19] Missy: he cant imagine that
[09:44:39] Missy: and tony says, /promise/ me
[09:44:43] Missy: and then they does
[09:44:48] Missy: they lie in their bed
[09:44:52] Missy: and promis each other
[09:44:55] Missy: that if one of them dies
[09:45:03] Missy: the other will keep on liveing
[09:45:10] Missy: and the nex day
[09:45:17] Missy: tony changes theyr' wills
[09:45:28] Missy: so that they will be bured next to each other
[09:45:35] Missy: even if it's years and years apart
[09:45:50] Missy: or that if theyr bodies are like, burned to a cinder
[09:46:01] Missy: their ash will be spread togethe
[09:46:08] Missy: or liek, put in the same urn
[09:46:19] Missy: OH GOD WYTHERING EHIGTS
[09:46:33] Missy: and he shows the new wills to steve
[09:46:48] Missy: and he just holds him
[09:47:05] Missy: and they just stands there, in their kitchen
[09:47:12] Missy: and just rocks sligtly to side to side
[09:47:27] Missy: and the others come in, high spriits
[09:47:31] Missy: and they liek wtf
[09:47:36] Missy: and then they see the wills
[09:47:44] Metaallu: <3333
[09:47:48] Missy: and *silence*
[09:47:57] Missy: and then clint breaks the silence
[09:48:15] Missy: and asks, so are you guys like married now?
[09:48:20] Missy: ...
[09:48:24] Missy: WAAAALL
[09:48:26] Missy: HELP
[09:48:38] Metaallu: Tony and STeve kinda shift awkwardly
[09:48:45] Metaallu: and Tony's like, "well, no...."
[09:49:02] Metaallu: and Steve says, "i.... i guess we could... if... I mean, do you wnt to?"
[09:49:24] Metaallu: and then there's an awkward silence and everyone stares at them
[09:49:40] Metaallu: and then Tony finally nods
[09:49:42] Metaallu: 8D
[09:49:44] Missy: i think they would't want to?
[09:49:46] Missy: actually
[09:49:53] Metaallu: civil union maybe
[09:49:56] Missy: cos the thing with the ashes
[09:50:01] Metaallu: to divide assets
[09:50:03] Missy: feels more real
[09:50:10] Missy: like, thats the important thing
[09:50:27] Metaallu: hmmm
[09:50:30] Metaallu: yeah good point
[09:50:43] Missy: so clint asks that
[09:50:52] Missy: and tony says like, nah
[09:51:01] Missy: alækwgknwg
[09:51:02] Missy: fuk
[09:51:11] Missy: and steve is like, yea
[09:51:21] Missy: we're good like this
[09:51:25] Missy: I DON'T KNOW
[09:51:30] Missy: WAHT DO YOU THINK META
[09:51:32] Missy: MEEETAAAA
[09:51:36] Metaallu: I
[09:51:37] Metaallu: THINK
[09:51:50] Metaallu: Clint asks that
[09:52:10] Metaallu: and Steve says "No, all the important things are already dealt with"
[09:52:13] Metaallu: or something along those lines
[09:52:17] Metaallu: I am not eloquent at 2 am
[09:52:20] Missy: oh god eys
[09:52:29] Metaallu: taken care of*
[09:52:34] Metaallu: that sounds better than dealt with
[09:52:44] Missy: ...
[09:52:49] Missy: GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP
[09:52:54] Missy: uh
[09:52:59] Missy: really sad epilog
[09:53:06] Missy: with like 40 years later
[09:53:14] Missy: and their ashes are spread toghet
[09:53:22] Missy: like they wanted
[09:53:27] Missy: ok no
[09:53:44] Missy: slash the thing about them wanting to be burried next to each other
[09:53:50] Missy: it's just the ashes thing
[09:53:59] Missy: that's waht they wnat
[09:54:04] Missy: they don't want a memeorial
[09:54:10] Missy: they dont' want marriage
[09:54:14] Missy: they just want to be togher
[09:54:21] Missy: SOOOOOB
[09:54:31] Metaallu: SJFLDKJ
[09:54:36] Metaallu: SOOOOBBBB
[09:54:46] Missy: and its just pepper and happy and their kids
[09:54:53] Missy: rohdey is long dead
[09:55:11] Missy: pepeprs grown up kids?
[09:55:19] Metaallu: they would be by then
[09:55:21] Missy: and and
[09:55:33] Missy: its in the artic'
[09:55:38] Missy: where steve was found
[09:56:03] Missy: and there's no speaches
[09:56:06] Missy: speeches
[09:56:10] Missy: just the silence
[09:56:15] Missy: and the snow
[09:56:31] Missy: and they stands there for a little bit
[09:56:33] Missy: then they leaves
[09:56:37] Missy: THE END
[09:57:11] Missy: ....can you post cometn fic to the ao3?
[09:57:26] Metaallu: LOL I don't think so, no
[09:57:39] Missy: WHY NOE
[09:57:40] Missy: NOT
[09:58:06] Missy: I WANT TO
[09:58:17] Missy: and i am not known for my impulse control
[09:58:24] Missy: I JUST WROTE PORN IN CALSS
[09:58:27] Missy: CLASS
[11:54:12] Missy: eta to add: by the time thei're ashes are spread
[11:54:32] Missy: tony's has been stored on a shelf somewere
[11:54:47] Missy: for 5 years D':
[11:55:33] Missy: shal i eta? y/n?
Eta again: Steve kept his promise.