My mom and I have our differences, but-
-sometimes she's kind of awesome.
So I couldn't keep my big mouth shut about having written more than 20.000 words in about two weeks. And of course she asked what I'd written.
So now my mom knows that I write gay porn on the internet.
And she's cool with it :D
ETA: and then later I said 'um. And I'm bisexual. Okay, so theoretically, but still.'
Mom: "Okay. Thanks for telling me."
Mom: keep calm and NEVER STOP BEING AWESOME :D
(which I told her :))