the most responsible person i know spends bill money on pot
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Im really thinking about cutting back on how much i drink...dont get nervous im not giving up my title as miss wasted. however.im an idiot. i've decided open bar is never a good idea for me. Kate should've been there to say "THIS IS NOT SAFE" because i simply dont have an innervoice that tells me something's a bad idea. i dont even want to get into my friday night. I love that after feeling like a drunken idiot for a while... i went on a date with miss walsh. A 1.99 willy wonka high as a mother effin kite kind of date.we predicted we'd want mass amounts of snacks in the movies... we spent 10.40 on snacks alone. We turned my giant gold purse...basically...into a stoner grocery bag.Who invited the fat kids? oh because we had so many snacks we broke my bag. yes it is true. We were those stoner girls. I love that is take more then a few minutes to decided which snacks we want to eat first...only to later decided we could have all the snacks at once because the bags fit in the cupholders. we are amazing. also..high snack concoctions are so amazing...like a charleston chew wrapped around a hot tomale...eat it when you're stoned. I love giggling like retards...and playing jack and the beanstalk with sugar babies, and drinking ice coffees at midnight. Waking up in the funniest house in the world. my nutbag mother dancing around the house..... telling me im just jealous because she has rythym and i dont..... or making rhymes saying "you think you're it, but you are shit" it only makes sense that because i am so retarded i came from a retarded vagina.... or Va J J as it gets corrected all the time in the riv. haha. just typing it makes me giggle and gag. Anyways. pretty amazing way to end my weekend. Sundays seem to be so key lately, with amazing snacks. yes.
Im really thinking about cutting back on how much i drink...dont get nervous im not giving up my title as miss wasted. however.im an idiot. i've decided open bar is never a good idea for me. Kate should've been there to say "THIS IS NOT SAFE" because i simply dont have an innervoice that tells me something's a bad idea. i dont even want to get into my friday night. I love that after feeling like a drunken idiot for a while... i went on a date with miss walsh. A 1.99 willy wonka high as a mother effin kite kind of date.we predicted we'd want mass amounts of snacks in the movies... we spent 10.40 on snacks alone. We turned my giant gold purse...basically...into a stoner grocery bag.Who invited the fat kids? oh because we had so many snacks we broke my bag. yes it is true. We were those stoner girls. I love that is take more then a few minutes to decided which snacks we want to eat first...only to later decided we could have all the snacks at once because the bags fit in the cupholders. we are amazing. also..high snack concoctions are so amazing...like a charleston chew wrapped around a hot tomale...eat it when you're stoned. I love giggling like retards...and playing jack and the beanstalk with sugar babies, and drinking ice coffees at midnight. Waking up in the funniest house in the world. my nutbag mother dancing around the house..... telling me im just jealous because she has rythym and i dont..... or making rhymes saying "you think you're it, but you are shit" it only makes sense that because i am so retarded i came from a retarded vagina.... or Va J J as it gets corrected all the time in the riv. haha. just typing it makes me giggle and gag. Anyways. pretty amazing way to end my weekend. Sundays seem to be so key lately, with amazing snacks. yes.