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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Naomi!

1. Naomi kept at the window will keep vampires at bay.
2. The liquid inside naomi can be used as a substitute for blood plasma!
3. Devoid of her cells and proteins, naomi has the same chemical makeup as sea water.
4. The most dangerous form of naomi is the bicycle.
5. Naomi can't drink - she absorbs water from her surroundings by osmosis.
6. Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of naomi, and frequently rise to the surface for air!
7. In Vermont, the ratio of cows to naomi is 10:1.
8. Naomi was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
9. A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted naomi.
10. More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in naomi!