The Happening
- First of all, iPhones can't send video, let alone record video at all. That made the movie completely unbelievable in itself.
- Mark Wahlberg as a high school science teacher? LMFAO...WHY DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT THE BEES?!
- OMFG THE TREES! THE TREEEEEEEEEEEEES, man! They're going to KILL US ALL
- What the hell happened to M. Night Shyamalan's famous "twist" ending??? It built and built and built and there was fucking NOTHING! They threw all this shit out there that looked as if they MIGHT be tied into the story somehow - the bees, the mood ring, the power plant, the crazy fucking old woman that was accusing them of stealing shit. They never explained any of it!
- Yes, because the goddamn grass and bushes can somehow instantly manipulate human chemistry. But the tobacco plants, instead of directly manipulating their aggressors, attracted some wasps instead to do their evil dirty work. Why couldn't the trees and the grass just make, say...hordes of BIRDS attack us? Oh wait. That's already been done.
- Why, for fuck's sake, would you go out into the countryside where you're SURROUNDED WITH PLANTLIFE. If you're trying to avoid the plants, get your ass up to the top of a skyscraper in the middle of a concrete jungle, dumbasses.
- Okay, fine. John Leguizamo's jeep crash was cool. And the guy getting run over by the lawn mower.
Gah.