So wrong!

[missus_paul]

I've been drinking, which means I want to eat junk food. A lot of junk food. But I don't keep junk food in the house. Which means I'm stuck with low-calorie rye bread and fake butter. Goddamn it, this is BULLSHIT!

LOL!

*slathers a shitload of extra fake butter on some rye toast*

*firm nod*

If I can still drive later, I'm going to get pint of goddamn ice cream. OR I CAN ORDER CHINESE FOOD...OMFG...