You know, one wouldn't think it's that impossible to find girdles these days, what, with the whole 1950s pinup thing being so fashionable. I guess being a modern 2 as well as a 32b doesn't help my plight.
I mean, there are a million sites out there for corsets or spandex waist-cinchers, but I don't want that. I want a pinup-style girdle, like the kind Christina wears in the "Aint No Other Man" video, or like
this.
Did I mention I love that woman?