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For a moment today, I was like "damn, I am not good at being overtly and glamorously sexual because I would look so silly in these clothes." The I realized that the Frederick's models do look silly, but they have long wavy hair and huge fake tits and flawless faces. That is not my kind of sexy in the slightest. I work best in plain underwear.
Though I must admit, I am absolutely in love with this. It's so brilliant. And, of course, I still am dying for this, but that's more practical than anything. Also, I am too tall for the Frederick's corsets. Boo.
I'll get a custom one one of these days.
also remember when I did this, and everyone freaked the hell out? I was such a baby then. I feel kind of bad for exploiting my 16-year-old self like that.
also also I AM FUCKING TALL AND I AM FUCKING SICK OF PEOPLE CATERING TO EVERYONE WHO IS EVERY KIND OF BODY DIFFERENT THAN TALL AND THIN. I mean, petite is easier to find than normal stuff, there are plus-size stores galore, and there are no tall and skinny clothes that cost less than double what regular clothes are.
*huff*
Though I must admit, I am absolutely in love with this. It's so brilliant. And, of course, I still am dying for this, but that's more practical than anything. Also, I am too tall for the Frederick's corsets. Boo.
I'll get a custom one one of these days.
also remember when I did this, and everyone freaked the hell out? I was such a baby then. I feel kind of bad for exploiting my 16-year-old self like that.
also also I AM FUCKING TALL AND I AM FUCKING SICK OF PEOPLE CATERING TO EVERYONE WHO IS EVERY KIND OF BODY DIFFERENT THAN TALL AND THIN. I mean, petite is easier to find than normal stuff, there are plus-size stores galore, and there are no tall and skinny clothes that cost less than double what regular clothes are.
*huff*