Would You Be Terribly Upset If I Told You I Had To Go Right Now?

[misstricky]

I have class in a few.

Corrine is copying me.

An excerpt from the best thing ever written:
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Are you sure you don't want a quiche? How about some scrambled eggs? No? Are you sure? PLEASE let me make you a quiche.

Why do you want me to eat eggs so badly?

Because I want your SOUL

Uh huh. Mhmm.

I WANT YOUR SOUL.

Uh huh -- excuse me, what did you say?

I said I want your SOUL.

Oh no! The other line is ringing! Would you be terribly upset if I told you I had to go right now?

No! Don't go! I want your SOUL.

Uh huh. I have to go! Bye now!
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