this made me laugh!
okay...so I'm @ work discussing insurance and this guy calls to add his girlfriend to his policy and I told him "it may be cheaper if we rate you guys as married" so I did the quote as married and he says "$144 less....I have jeans that cost more than that! And it's gonna cost me even more to get a prenump." "No...it's all good....let's leave it at us being single cos I don't want her getting any ideas."