New Caprica Picspam: The Extra High Edition, Part II
Part II of the New Caprica Picspam Epic is here! Hope you all enjoy!
Part III, the epic conclusion, will be up either late tomorrow or early Tuesday.
10 months earlier on New Caprica
Laura: Ok, here we go. Game on, bitches. I’m getting laid tonight if it kills me. Bill is too much of a gentleman for his own good. Ok so hair: fab. Dress: smokin' hot. Cleavage: check. If this doesn’t do the trick, I’ll bust out the weed.
Bill: *playing in sand, er, alluvial deposits* I hope that Laura likes my mustache. Lee was laughing at it. Whatev, he’s gaining weight. The tool.
Bill: Synapses explode.
Bill: Ok, think of something to say. Um..... stop staring at her chest. Stop it. Ok, so You look really frakable.... no. Ok, That dress is doing really nice things to your ... stop. Get out of my dreams get into my raptor? no. Wait, did she say something about sand? I mean, it would get into places, but ... oh wait.
Laura: *is smug*
Bill: Er
Laura: *is more smug* And Bill has a ten minute window in which to haul me off and frak me or I’m getting him high and possibly drunk and having my way with him.
Baltar delivers a Speech of Idiocy, giving Bill some time to regain the use of the verbal centers of his brain. Laura was still smug.
Tigh: Frak me, I kind of miss Roslin. At least she was coherent! Except for that one time when she was having chamalla withdrawal, but that was to be expected
Ellen: Yeah, Baltar is awful. Even I wouldn’t join his harem.
Tigh: Thx bb, that means a lot
Ellen: Do you think Laura and Bill will do it finally?
Tigh: bwuh?
Meanwhile the ten minute window had since elapsed, so Laura decided to help things along with New Caprica’s finest. Bill was unfortunately starting out already slightly mentally impaired due to Laura’s hotness.
Gaeta: *brown-nosing* zomg, this is so exciting! I hope they think I am awesome.
Bill and Laura: STFU dude
ETA: Bill and Laura have the best Poses of Feigned Interest ever. LOL.
Kara: I hope so, I have money on those two.
Ellen: Poor Laura is getting desperate. I mean, if that dress doesn’t say open for business, I don’t know what does.
Tigh and Anders: huh?
Ellen: We’ve bonded bb, keep up. Laura totally loaned me some books*: How to Be Hot and Not Whorish, Aging Gracefully, Colonial Feminism and You. It’s really changed my perspective!
*Aside from running the school and a sort of de facto government, Laura also managed the New Caprican Lending Library. She started it so that she could give people advice without having to converse at length with them.
Kara: Yeah, Laura loaned me some books too. Anger Management and So You’ve Fallen For Your Dead Fiance’s Brother, Now What? She’s super helpful.
Ellen: Yeah, I'm learning to use my whoring for good, not evil.
Kara: Er...
Finally Gaeta left after Laura off-handedly mentioned that Cally had some new nail polish.
Laura: Wow, what was he talking about?? I mean, how can we have a finance ministry? We don’t really have an economy!
Bill: My hands are HUGE
Laura: hee. Huge. I wonder if we should have mixed alcohol with the weed.
Flashback! Cue Lost Whooshy Sound of Flashbacks.
Cottle flashback: And whatever you do, don’t mix this weed with alcohol young lady.
Laura: Oh well. *Chugs*
Laura: Hey, Bill. Biiiiillllll. haha, your name is FUNNY. Have I told you about my cabin?
Bill: Noooo. You haven't. That is AWESOME. Where is your cabin?
Laura; Near the lake. And the weed! But you can’t see it yet.
Bill: Is it invisible?
Laura: Well I don’t have it yet. I will. In the future.
Bill: Did you have a vision?
Laura: *giggle* No, I’m planning on building one.
Bill: By yourself? Wow, you can do anything!
Laura; No, I want you to build it. And then move in
Bill: By myself?
Laura: No, with me.
Bill: I’m really stoned.
Laura: Me too dude.
Bill: Will the cabin have opaque walls and doors that lock?
Laura: That’s the idea.
Bill: Score.
Stay tuned for high!seckings, high!proposals, and secret weddings. Whilst high, naturally. :)
Part III, the epic conclusion, will be up either late tomorrow or early Tuesday.
10 months earlier on New Caprica
Laura: Ok, here we go. Game on, bitches. I’m getting laid tonight if it kills me. Bill is too much of a gentleman for his own good. Ok so hair: fab. Dress: smokin' hot. Cleavage: check. If this doesn’t do the trick, I’ll bust out the weed.
Bill: *playing in sand, er, alluvial deposits* I hope that Laura likes my mustache. Lee was laughing at it. Whatev, he’s gaining weight. The tool.
Bill: Synapses explode.
Bill: Ok, think of something to say. Um..... stop staring at her chest. Stop it. Ok, so You look really frakable.... no. Ok, That dress is doing really nice things to your ... stop. Get out of my dreams get into my raptor? no. Wait, did she say something about sand? I mean, it would get into places, but ... oh wait.
Laura: *is smug*
Bill: Er
Laura: *is more smug* And Bill has a ten minute window in which to haul me off and frak me or I’m getting him high and possibly drunk and having my way with him.
Baltar delivers a Speech of Idiocy, giving Bill some time to regain the use of the verbal centers of his brain. Laura was still smug.
Tigh: Frak me, I kind of miss Roslin. At least she was coherent! Except for that one time when she was having chamalla withdrawal, but that was to be expected
Ellen: Yeah, Baltar is awful. Even I wouldn’t join his harem.
Tigh: Thx bb, that means a lot
Ellen: Do you think Laura and Bill will do it finally?
Tigh: bwuh?
Meanwhile the ten minute window had since elapsed, so Laura decided to help things along with New Caprica’s finest. Bill was unfortunately starting out already slightly mentally impaired due to Laura’s hotness.
Gaeta: *brown-nosing* zomg, this is so exciting! I hope they think I am awesome.
Bill and Laura: STFU dude
ETA: Bill and Laura have the best Poses of Feigned Interest ever. LOL.
Kara: I hope so, I have money on those two.
Ellen: Poor Laura is getting desperate. I mean, if that dress doesn’t say open for business, I don’t know what does.
Tigh and Anders: huh?
Ellen: We’ve bonded bb, keep up. Laura totally loaned me some books*: How to Be Hot and Not Whorish, Aging Gracefully, Colonial Feminism and You. It’s really changed my perspective!
*Aside from running the school and a sort of de facto government, Laura also managed the New Caprican Lending Library. She started it so that she could give people advice without having to converse at length with them.
Kara: Yeah, Laura loaned me some books too. Anger Management and So You’ve Fallen For Your Dead Fiance’s Brother, Now What? She’s super helpful.
Ellen: Yeah, I'm learning to use my whoring for good, not evil.
Kara: Er...
Finally Gaeta left after Laura off-handedly mentioned that Cally had some new nail polish.
Laura: Wow, what was he talking about?? I mean, how can we have a finance ministry? We don’t really have an economy!
Bill: My hands are HUGE
Laura: hee. Huge. I wonder if we should have mixed alcohol with the weed.
Flashback! Cue Lost Whooshy Sound of Flashbacks.
Cottle flashback: And whatever you do, don’t mix this weed with alcohol young lady.
Laura: Oh well. *Chugs*
Laura: Hey, Bill. Biiiiillllll. haha, your name is FUNNY. Have I told you about my cabin?
Bill: Noooo. You haven't. That is AWESOME. Where is your cabin?
Laura; Near the lake. And the weed! But you can’t see it yet.
Bill: Is it invisible?
Laura: Well I don’t have it yet. I will. In the future.
Bill: Did you have a vision?
Laura: *giggle* No, I’m planning on building one.
Bill: By yourself? Wow, you can do anything!
Laura; No, I want you to build it. And then move in
Bill: By myself?
Laura: No, with me.
Bill: I’m really stoned.
Laura: Me too dude.
Bill: Will the cabin have opaque walls and doors that lock?
Laura: That’s the idea.
Bill: Score.
Stay tuned for high!seckings, high!proposals, and secret weddings. Whilst high, naturally. :)